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Koch Whores Attack!

Wisconsinites turn in 1.1 million signatures to recall Walker, Andrew Breitbart goes after The BEAST My life is funny. By day -- or whenever I wake up -- I'm a mild ...
Koch Whores Attack!

TWiC #4: The craziest motherfucker who ever lived

I'm going to be a little busy working on my massively unpopular project of ...

When Birchers Attack!

What took them so long? I really should be working on our annual 50 Most ...

Worst Basketball Team Ever?

Washington Wizards cast powerful sucking spell This past June, Washington Wizards ...

The BEASTies: Hugo

So it's that time of year when, in some ...
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  • TWiC #4: The craziest motherfucker who ever lived

    January - 27 - 2012 Reporter: Josh Bunting Respond

    I’m going to be a little busy working on my massively unpopular project of making fun of movies nominated for Best Picture for the next few weeks, so here’s an old post I wrote in an abbreviated (i.e. worse) form on my personal blog a few years ago about my favorite conspiracy theorist Francis E [...]

    The BEASTies: Hugo

    January - 26 - 2012 Reporter: Josh Bunting Respond

    So it’s that time of year when, in some kind of weird masochistic fit I’m not ready to explore with a professional psychologist just yet, we look over the movies all the experts agree are the best ones made over the past year. This year’s crop of picks looks especially bad and I’m dreading the [...]

    TWiC #3: School’s Out (Of Their Minds)

    January - 20 - 2012 Reporter: Josh Bunting 12 Responses

    So this column’s going back to the multi-topic format, and we’ve got a school-related theme this week. It’s funny how I started this thinking it would force me to write within a certain formula only to tweak it for each of the first three. 

    Worst Basketball Team Ever?

    January - 18 - 2012 Reporter: John Hugar 7 Responses

    Washington Wizards cast powerful sucking spell This past June, Washington Wizards fans had a fair amount to be excited about. They had a young potential superstar in John Wall, they were finally getting rid of the godawful uniforms that had plagued them for 15 years and were going back to the much cooler old school [...]

    Koch Whores Attack!

    January - 18 - 2012 Reporter: Ian Murphy 10 Responses

    Wisconsinites turn in 1.1 million signatures to recall Walker, Andrew Breitbart goes after The BEAST My life is funny. By day — or whenever I wake up — I’m a mild mannered blogger. But by night — or whenever I get around to it — I’m engaged in an epic battle against evil billionaires, corrupt [...]

    When Birchers Attack!

    January - 17 - 2012 Reporter: Ian Murphy 11 Responses

    What took them so long? I really should be working on our annual 50 Most Loathsome Americans list (it’s pretty late, I’m aware), or preparing for court later (I was arrested for filming a cop) or at least shaving…or ironing my sport coat…or showering, but the National Review posted a hit piece on me yesterday, [...]

    Modern Rock Is Awful And That’s Okay

    January - 16 - 2012 Reporter: John Hugar 12 Responses

    Late last Friday evening, when most people have better things to do than scour the internet, I came across an interesting article on Grantland, the intriguing offshoot of ESPN launched by Bill Simmons. It asked the question “Is Anyone Willing To Defend Modern Rock?” To which I quickly blurted out, “Why the fuck would they?!”

    Recalling Walker

    January - 16 - 2012 Reporter: Ian Murphy 9 Responses

    Nearly a million Wisconsinites sign recall petition, I shake some of their hands [UPDATE 1/17/12: 1.1 million recall signatures turned in.] So Santa Claus Steve flew me out to Wisconsin. He thought I should do a little tour and pump up petitioners during the last leg of the recall effort. And who am I to [...]

    In Which We Jump On the Tebow-Bashing Bandwagon

    January - 15 - 2012 Reporter: Josh Bunting Respond

    There are lots of numbers associated with football games. But what do they mean? A lot was made of Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow throwing for 316 yard in last week’s footsball game against the terminally unemployed steel-workers of Pittsburgh. You see, Tebow stood out from other quarterbacks for painting Bible verses on his face, [...]

    Murphy’s Law 5

    January - 13 - 2012 Reporter: Ian Murphy 12 Responses

    The “I Can’t Believe This is Going to Trial” Edition UPDATE, January 17th 11am: The City Hall security camera footage finally provided by the DA’s office conveniently will not play. While my lawyer and the DA talk to the company that owns the proprietary video software to figure it out, my trial has been postponed until [...]

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