Buffalo BEAST - Buffalo's New Best Fiend
 

May 31 - June 13, 2002
Issue #1

  ..Buffalo's Best Fiend
   
Mayor to Star in Ganster Drama!
Masiello Rolls Out Red Carpet for The BEAST
Matt Taibbi

Adelphia Trading Cards
Collect them all!

BEAST Calling...
Adelphia Colletions, vol. 1
The Truth About our Intentions
Dispelling the Ugly Rumors
Hackworld
Prize Snooze

Matt Taibbi

ArtVoice Death Toll at 7

BEAST Physics Tips
Pressure & County Executive Joel Giambra

Say NO 2 Creed
Emergency Helpline

5-Day Misogyny Forecast

BEAST Public Service Announcement
What if you find Anthrax in your album collection?
Breathe on us, oh God!
Book Review
by John Dolan
SPORTS DESK
The Blotter
Sports Crimewatch
Matt Taibbi
Wide Right
Bills Outlook
James R Miller
Bledsoe v. Johnson
Andrew, that is...
[sic] - Letters

 

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Five Day Misogyny Forecast


Five Day Misogyny Forecast

cloud

Monday June 3
Partly angry in the afternoon, giving way to uneasy truce in the evening

order

Tuesday June 4
Bickering, threats, severe break-up; chance of afternoon restraining order



leer

Wednesday June 5
Sulking, leering in idling cars: shrine-building at night



noose

Thursday June 6
Incessant masturbation throughout the day, occasional phone calls from ex-girlfriends. Mute hatred, giving way to seething toward evening.



handcuffs

Friday June 7
Violence, stalking, and a 60% chance of police custody.



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