Buffalo BEAST - Buffalo's New Best Fiend
 

June 21 - July 4, 2002
Issue #2

  ..Buffalo's Best Fiend
   
Attack of the Green Goblin
Pool cue-wielding publisher runs amok in BEAST office
Matt Taibbi

[Mis]Representin' Moses
Test your knowledge of Jamie Moses!

Attention General Powell!
Will the Secretary of State respond to Moses' crisis?
Editorial
NHL Lockout Good for Buffalo
Hackworld
Zoo Journalism

Matt Taibbi

Corporate Fanmail

Why we Always Wight
Bill Bennett book review
John Dolan
Arabic Wordsearch

Charles Longley
Republican for Congress 2002

Sports Desk
The Sports Blotter
Sports Crime Watch

Matt Taibbi

Baseball Like it Oughta Be
Matt Taibbi
Wide Right
[sic] - Letters

The BEAST Blog
Irresponsible vitriol on a near-daily basis

 
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Arabic Seek-a-Word

We have a saying in the West: give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. But teach a man Western values, and he will get a job with a multinational company, possibly even incurring credit-card debt and declaring bankruptcy some day! With that in mind, we provide you, our backward Afghan brothers and sisters, this fun way to learn new, Western concepts that will open up a world of prosperity to you. First peruse the word list below, giving the Arabic equivalents of some concepts which you may at first find to be quite foreign. Exciting concepts such as "toilet paper" and "Viagra." Once you're comfortable with the Western terms, try to find them among the jumbled words at left. Remember: while in your primitive language, characters are read from right to left, in this "Seek-A-Word" puzzle, they may be read leftwards, rightwards, upwards, or downwards. Good luck!

Puzzle

democracy    democracy

relativism    relativism

Jesus    Jesus

soap    soap

toilet paper    toilet paper

blondes    blondes

Viagra    Viagra

progress    progress

disposable income    disposable income

usury    usury

pork    pork

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