Buffalo BEAST - Buffalo's New Best Fiend

June 21 - July 4, 2002
Issue #2

  ..Buffalo's Best Fiend
Attack of the Green Goblin
Pool cue-wielding publisher runs amok in BEAST office
Matt Taibbi

[Mis]Representin' Moses
Test your knowledge of Jamie Moses!

Attention General Powell!
Will the Secretary of State respond to Moses' crisis?
NHL Lockout Good for Buffalo
Zoo Journalism

Matt Taibbi

Corporate Fanmail

Why we Always Wight
Bill Bennett book review
John Dolan
Arabic Wordsearch

Charles Longley
Republican for Congress 2002

Sports Desk
The Sports Blotter
Sports Crime Watch

Matt Taibbi

Baseball Like it Oughta Be
Matt Taibbi
Wide Right
[sic] - Letters

The BEAST Blog
Irresponsible vitriol on a near-daily basis

 Cover Page


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(Mis)Representin' Moses

Can you determine which of the following quotes from Artvoice publisher Jamie Moses is NOT taken out of context?

  1. "Buffalo women are sluts, pigs and whores."
  2. "All the music [in Buffalo] sucks."
  3. "Everyone [in Buffalo] is fat and poorly dressed."
  4. "The editor [of The Beast] regularly posts intelligently written essays."
  5. "[Buffalo] City Hall is only good for playing pranks on."
  6. "I was in a rage [when I brandished that pool cue] and only wanted to 'connect' "
  7. "The people and institutions [of Buffalo]...are responsible for the downward spiral of this community."
  8. "If your [Beast] strategy for success is to diminish our [Artvoice] efforts, that kind of strategey is typical of the kind of the Buffalo mentality that's poisoned this city for too long."
  9. "I'm crazy, like an Indian sometimes."
  10. "I don't have to tell you what I'm doing here."

If you ascertained that quotes #4, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 (7-10, and especially quote #7, having broad, liberal standards concerning the parameters defining a quote) are correct you must have a Bible scholar's knowledge of Moses.

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