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Dear FEMA,
I am a grateful American writing to let you know how happy I am that there is an organization like FEMA that is making sure I will be taken care of in the event of a catastrophic emergency!

I have read those news reports about FEMA and black helicopters and I can assure you that I am one American who has NEVER SEEN A BLACK HELICOPTER!!! I know you guys are the good guys and I will support you in any way I can!

If a disaster ever happens in my city and I see FEMA officers sorting

through the wreckage, you can count on me to LEND A HELPING HAND!

Please let me know if there is anything I can do to assist FEMA!

Matt Taibbi

Mr. Taibbi,

Thank you for your email. We truly appreciate your support of what we do and your desire to help in our mission.

If you would like to become more involved, please visit the Citizen Corps web site and see how you may be able to help. The web address is:

You have a great day Mr. Taibbi and a wonderful weekend!

FEMA - Office of Public Affairs

atf-b.jpgDear Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms,
I am an American who is appreciative of his general feeling of safety and well being writing to you to express my complete and total satisfaction with the BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, TOBACCO AND FIREARMS!

I find it very offensive that the BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, TOBACCO AND FIREARMS is continually made fun of in the media and in the routines of famous STAND-UP

COMEDIANS! I don't think they would find things so funny if they had to live in a country where ALCOHOL, TOBACCO AND FIREARMS went unregulated!

I go to sleep every night feeling safe and taken care of because I know you're out there! Please continue your good work of PURSUING DANGEROUS


STIMULANTS! You have my support!

Please let me know if there is anything I can do to help the BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, TOBACCO AND FIREARMS!

Thank you!
Matt Taibbi

Dear Mr. Taibbi,
Thank you for your e-mail to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) regarding your comments on our work. We are especially pleased that you understand the important regulatory aspects of our work.

We have sent your e-mail to the Office of the Chief of Staff to respond.

Let us know if we can be of further assistance.

ATF Office of Public and Governmental Affairs

Dear Praise the King Website,
I have been reading your web site for a long time and I have a question. When Jesus comes back to earth, how will we know down here? Whut if it isn't announced? The reasun I ask is that i know some body I go to school with who is a lot like Jesus. He even LOOKS LIKE JESUS! Whut if it's Jesus? If it is I dont want to ruin the secret I'm sure he knows whut he's doing but I would still like to know anyway


matthew56myra.jpgHi Nancy,
First, let me thank you for visiting my website. Praise the Lord and thank you for your inquiry. I am going to give you a small lesson on the Jesus and the Rapture. But, before I do, let me say it is very important that you turn in your bible and read all of these scriptures for yourself. Don't take my word for it. Don't take anyone's word for anything. Pray, read your bible and let the Lord lead you.

This man whom looks like Jesus is not Jesus. There is no secret to keep. There are no known pictures of Jesus. The painting that is depectided to be Jesus, is not him. Jesus lives in heaven with God the Father.

John wrote the book of Revelations. He saw Jesus. This is what John described Jesus looked like.

Revelation 1:12-15

(12)Then I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And haveing turned I saw seven golden lampstands,

(13)and in the midst of the seven lampstands One like the son of Man, clothed with a garment down to the feet and girded about the chest with a golden band.

(14)His head and His hair were white like wool, as white as snow, and His eyes like a flame of fire;

(15) His feet were like fine brass, as if refined in a furnace, and His

voice as the sound of many waters.

When Jesus comes back to get us, we WILL know and it WILL be announced.

Nancy, may I also suggest that you read ALL of Revelations and ask God for the wisdom to understand. This is just a basic sanopsis to all of it. But please be reassured that this friend of yours has no secret. He is NOT Jesus and you WILL know when Jesus comes back. We all will!

I hope this has answered your questions. If I can be of any further help, please don't hesitate to write me. All scripture used is from the New King James Version.

Myra Duke

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