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Dear
FEMA,
I am a grateful American writing to let you know how happy
I am that there is an organization like FEMA that is making
sure I will be taken care of in the event of a catastrophic
emergency!
I
have read those news reports about FEMA and black helicopters
and I can assure you that I am one American who has NEVER
SEEN A BLACK HELICOPTER!!! I know you guys are the good guys
and I will support you in any way I can!
If
a disaster ever happens in my city and I see FEMA officers
sorting
through
the wreckage, you can count on me to LEND A HELPING HAND!
Please
let me know if there is anything I can do to assist FEMA!
Sincerely,
Matt Taibbi
Mr.
Taibbi,
Thank
you for your email. We truly appreciate your support of what
we do and your desire to help in our mission.
If
you would like to become more involved, please visit the Citizen
Corps web site and see how you may be able to help. The web
address is: http://www.citizencorps.gov/
You
have a great day Mr. Taibbi and a wonderful weekend!
FEMA
- Office of Public Affairs
Dear
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms,
I am an American who is appreciative of his general feeling
of safety and well being writing to you to express my complete
and total satisfaction with the BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, TOBACCO
AND FIREARMS!
I
find it very offensive that the BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, TOBACCO
AND FIREARMS is continually made fun of in the media and in
the routines of famous STAND-UP
COMEDIANS!
I don't think they would find things so funny if they had
to live in a country where ALCOHOL, TOBACCO AND FIREARMS went
unregulated!
I
go to sleep every night feeling safe and taken care of because
I know you're out there! Please continue your good work of
PURSUING DANGEROUS
CRIMINALS
and ENFORCING COMMUNITY STANDARDS FOR THE SALE AND INTAKE
OF LEGAL
STIMULANTS!
You have my support!
Please
let me know if there is anything I can do to help the BUREAU
OF ALCOHOL, TOBACCO AND FIREARMS!
Thank
you!
Matt Taibbi
Dear
Mr. Taibbi,
Thank you for your e-mail to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco
and Firearms (ATF) regarding your comments on our work. We
are especially pleased that you understand the important regulatory
aspects of our work.
We
have sent your e-mail to the Office of the Chief of Staff
to respond.
Let
us know if we can be of further assistance.
ATF
Office of Public and Governmental Affairs
Dear
Praise the King Website,
I have been reading your web site for a long time and I have
a question. When Jesus comes back to earth, how will we know
down here? Whut if it isn't announced? The reasun I ask is
that i know some body I go to school with who is a lot like
Jesus. He even LOOKS LIKE JESUS! Whut if it's Jesus? If it
is I dont want to ruin the secret I'm sure he knows whut he's
doing but I would still like to know anyway
Nancy
Hi
Nancy,
First, let me thank you for visiting my website. Praise the
Lord and thank you for your inquiry. I am going to give you
a small lesson on the Jesus and the Rapture. But, before I
do, let me say it is very important that you turn in your
bible and read all of these scriptures for yourself. Don't
take my word for it. Don't take anyone's word for anything.
Pray, read your bible and let the Lord lead you.
This
man whom looks like Jesus is not Jesus. There is no secret
to keep. There are no known pictures of Jesus. The painting
that is depectided to be Jesus, is not him. Jesus lives in
heaven with God the Father.
John
wrote the book of Revelations. He saw Jesus. This is what
John described Jesus looked like.
Revelation
1:12-15
(12)Then
I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And haveing
turned I saw seven golden lampstands,
(13)and
in the midst of the seven lampstands One like the son of Man,
clothed with a garment down to the feet and girded about the
chest with a golden band.
(14)His
head and His hair were white like wool, as white as snow,
and His eyes like a flame of fire;
(15)
His feet were like fine brass, as if refined in a furnace,
and His
voice
as the sound of many waters.
When
Jesus comes back to get us, we WILL know and it WILL be announced.
Nancy,
may I also suggest that you read ALL of Revelations and ask
God for the wisdom to understand. This is just a basic sanopsis
to all of it. But please be reassured that this friend of
yours has no secret. He is NOT Jesus and you WILL know when
Jesus comes back. We all will!
I
hope this has answered your questions. If I can be of any
further help, please don't hesitate to write me. All scripture
used is from the New King James Version.
Myra
Duke
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