A Look Back Through the Ages by The BEAST's former Editors.
BEASTs of Gratitude
A brief note from the asshole in charge.
A few unkind words from our founder.
A BEASTly education.
& My Buddy The BEAST
Recollections of an undocumented BEAST Staffer.
Truth About our Intentions
The very 1st BEAST Editorial.
BEAST Government Kids Page Review
me Old Fasioned, but I Think the President Should be Killed
A BEAST Reader Opinion
by Gengis Khan
BEAST Page 3 Deposed Nepalese Despot
Da Vici Code, Poseidon, Just My Luck,
See No Evil.
Your cosmic fortune...
in insult form.
Judge Punch, toilet reading, and Moses in denial.
Scum, Still Sucking
Our local Rep, Tom Reynolds.
Prank of Two Cities
The incredible true story of how we propositioned
the mayor’s wife and rigged the NHL playoffs.
10 Signs of the Impending Police State
Hey America, freedom's just around the corner...
Preview of this Issue
...By Sabres play-by-play man Rick Jeanneret!
Know More Words Than You
An editorial of verbose contrivance.