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Local
tales From our current issue:
WHL-Duh!
Local AM station bans BEAST after severe panty-bunching
incident
Of
BANANAs & Bonobos
BEAST scores watery blow against acronym proliferation
(more
to come...)
Issue
103:
 Paper
of Wreckage
NYT reporters caught red-handed reporting.
Allan Uthman
Gay
Marriage Threatens Gay Happiness
A Fabulous BEAST Editorial
Ian Murphy
Flag
Football
How illegal should it be?
Rich Herschlag
Eternal
Sunshine of the Heartless Brain
Fox News launches Santorum's Weapon of Mass
Delusion.
Christopher Famighetti
Sinking
the Ship
Let's impeach him already.
Stan Goff
Ask
Ann Coulter
Completely original advice from the world's foremost
dumbass.
Starving
for Attention
Exclusive celebrity fasting diary excerpts.
Authorities
reveal failed plot to kill everyone
in New York City with motherfucking behemoth
laser-guided remote controlled killer bees
What
Would Tom Bosley Do?
You may regret asking.
N. Sorrenti
Man
Makes Clever Joke about France Surrendering World Cup
Josh Righter
Page
3 Falsified Death
Kino
Korner: Movies
Supterman, Pirates of the Carribean, Click,
Devil Wears Prada.
Music
review: Knife Crazy
Jacob Drun
BEAST-O-Scopes
Your cosmic fortune in insult form.
[sic]
- Letters
Coulter-bashing, progeny tallies, the Bauerle
conspiracy, & vacationing down under.
Pointless
Feeding the ultimate troll.
Al Uthman
Bananarama
Belafonte can't shake tally-man past.
Christopher Famighetti
A
Small Rabbit out of a Big Hat
Pentagon media moguls cancel Zarqawi.
Stan Goff
Al
Qaeda Idol
Vote for the next #2!
The
BEAST Conservative Q&A
Answering questions that plague Republicans.
Five
Questions...
for WGRZ anchor Ron Plants!
Coping
with Road Rage
What can you do?
Scott Borchert
Hammer
Hits Hollywood
The Big Buy: Tom DeLay’s Stolen Congress
Movie Review by Matt Cale
Stormtrooping
for Dollars
Blog by boys in blue bodes badly for Buffalo
Power
Tool
Brian Higgins, the enemy within
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