Schlep Boys
Failing forward in one act
Allan Uthman

The Britney Budget
Matt Taibbi

Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe
Blogger and journalist Brad Friedman of The Brad Blog on the hijacking of democracy and more

Obama
The best BS artist since Slick Willy
Matt Taibbi

Sweet Nothings
Lies my paper told me
Allan Uthman

Menace in Seat 36F
Based on a True Story
Michael J. Smith

BEAST gets poetic on dat ass!
Saul Williams schools us on Hip Hop and our choice of lunch

Celebrity Buttholes Will Be the End of Us
A. Monkey

The BEAST Melanin / Electability Index

The Truth Spin
Sometimes, honesty really is the best policy
Allan Uthman

TV Highlights
CBS’s “Numb3rs” signals the end of the end of the American Empire
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Kino Korner: Movies
The Abandoned, Wild Hogs, The Number 23, Zodiac, Reno 911!: Miami, Amazing Grace, Black Snake Moan, Shooter, The Astronaut Farmer, Inland Empire

BEAST-O-Scopes
As divined by your ethereal guide

[sic] - Letters
The Pussy of the Christ, How Great We Art, Dumb Shit, PhD, All You Need is Loathe and more