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Blades of Glory

I’d like to take this opportunity to put a hit out on Jon Heder. Napoleon Dynamite was funny if you managed to catch it before the hype killed it, but watching his Mormon Beck wannabe ass perpetually play the same role, usually reserved for Saturday Night Live alumni, got old about 3 movies ago. But Will Farrell is around to rehash his Anchorman role and hopefully make the movie… not suck.

Farrell and Heder play rival figure skaters who find a loophole which allows them back into the sport after being banned—doubles skating. The whole thing sounds fruity as shit but if Farrell’s in it, it could go either way. Fortunately Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are the villains. Hopefully they’re not the only other roles. Usually when something’s that iffy I’ll just sneak a bottle of MD 20/20 into each jacket pocket, which either results in a temporary Time Of My Life or a desperate call to my attorney. Either way, my movie-going experience is definitely optimized. And optimized it shall be. 

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