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Pride

It’s funny that a movie about the trials and tribulations of a black swimming team in 1970s Philly be called Pride, because I’m guessing pride is the very thing you’d have to abandon in order to actually sit through such a movie. The trailer suggests that, if Pride were a dog, it would be the type that takes a watery shit on the carpet while staring right into your eyes, as soon as you get it home from the pound.

All I know is that Bernie Mac looked like a chocolate Easter bunny dipped in molasses with the marzipan eyes. Man scared the shit out of me! Pride is about learning lessons and will probably be something gym teachers show their students on the last day of school. It might be okay, I don’t know. It could also be a monster story parents tell their kids to keep them from turning into assholes. Search me. All I know is that I saw Mac again at the end of the trailer crying motor oil. I closed my eyes instantly and screamed, “keep your eyes shut, Marion!” I don’t even know anyone named Marion.

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