Are We Done Yet? | Grindhouse | Blades of Glory | Pride
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Vacancy

A stream of consciousness review:

They’re lost Kate Beckinsale Luke Wilson car breaks down creepy perv shitty hotel room stack of tapes roach on the floor we’re all right.
Play a tape snuff film waitaminute that’s this room! Camera in the vent now I’m scared guys coming this way we’re trapped in here gunshot doors knocking let’s roll. Someone’s watching don’t go we stay we’re dead runningjumping lots of rats where are the cameras car won’t start they have the phones runlikehell.

Anyone who looks at Vacancy as something other than that is a damn fool. A damn fool! Seriously, Vacancy is just another suspense thriller: creepy in the sense that this is more likely to happen than anything involving Freddy or Jason. But there’s something I just don’t buy about a backwoods Bond villain with such a line of credit he could afford to hunt humans at a hidden hotel he owns. Must want to use that Rambo knife he always wanted but promised he’d get himself if he ever won the Powerball with some of the guys down at the lodge.

But that’s just me. I suppose if I had enough money I would buy an empty county, put up a few buildings and hunt some yuppies down there. Let some wild dogs run around down there, then eventually send some wild boar in. They get rotten in temperament; then you could feed them your enemies.

God, I need some sleep.

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