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July 20, 2007—Conservative radio host Melanie Morgan braves MSNBC’s Hardball with Chris Mathews to reiterate her love of the Homeland, and her disdain for its enemies within:

“Chris Matthews, on this very program, about a year or so ago, asked me about what I thought of—should be the penalty for whoever leaked the valuable Swift database program to “The New York Times,” and I said I wasn‘t aware of what the—the treason charge would carry. And it turns out it carries the death penalty.”

So, I said, yes, I agree if he were—if Bill Keller of “The New York Times” were to be tried of treason, I would have no problem whatsoever with him facing the death penalty. “

Now that’s flexing your Braun!*

April 30, 2007—Glenn Beck uses his national radio program to forewarn American citizens of the grave peril that awaits them at the hands ecological monsters:

“And I read this one part on global warming about how they got -- what was the first thing they did to get people to exterminate the Jews. Now, I’m not saying that anybody’s going to -- you know Al Gore’s not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization. The goal is global carbon tax. The goal is the United Nations running the world. That is the goal. Back in the 1930s, the goal was get rid of all of the Jews and have one global government.

"You got to have an enemy to fight. And when you have an enemy to fight, then you can unite the entire world behind you, and you seize power. That was Hitler’s plan. His enemy: the Jew. Al Gore’s enemy, the U.N.’s enemy: global warming.”

Stick it to ‘em, Glenn!*

*Say aloud in quick nasal cadence