This BEAST in Science
Our guide to mind-boggling presidential illusions! You won't believe your eyes!

Ghostbusters
Democrats cross streams in Turkey
Allan Uthman

Year of the Rat
A campaign 2008 diary
Matt Taibbi

All About the Benjamin
Canada boots CodePink leader
Ian Murphy

Duh, Hillary is a Woman
The inevitable vadge in chief
A Monkey

Critical Massimo
A chat with Massimo Pigliucci, godless heathen

So Sleazy an Ad Man can do It
The evolution of product placement
Steve Gordon

Party Poopers
Rehab for Grand Old Perverts
Rich Herschlag

Some Brief Thoughts on Abortion
Proffesor H. T. Muttonchops

Interview with Ron Hawkins
Lowest of the Low frontman is surprisingly un-stupid

BREAKING NEWS:

Pastor John Hagee Launched on Iranian Nuclear Facility

Britney Spears' Mitochondria Descended from Bacteria

Dan Jumbo Threatens Local Wildlife

The Beast Page 5
Freaky Sci-fi Reality

Kino Kwikees: Movie Trailer Reviews

Actual Movie Review: The Darjeeling Limited
Matt Cale

BEAST-O-Scopes
Your completely accurate horoscope

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