Political Shrinkage
Clinton the castrator induces pundit panic
Allan Uthman

Meme-ry Problems
An extremely long & sexy essay
Ian Murphy

God Hates Women
Religion & feminism do not mix
Allison Kilkenny

The Gift of Graft
Corruption can save the nation
IOZ

Shit Storm
God gets even with gays, turds rain from sky
Effrey Daniel

The Biggest Lie
When does the lesser evil become just evil?
Stan Goff

Kill the Precedent
Congress does nothing, so we can hope
Ian Murphy

Irish Get Out!
An Ol'-Timey Opinion

I Saw Ween
And lo, they did rock
Andrew Blake

BREAKING NEWS:

Burnt Toast Resembles Prince, Prince to Sue Toast

Chinese Poison Imports Tainted with Toys

The Beast Page 5
Inane Friedmanism

Kino Kwikees: Movie Trailer Reviews

BEAST-O-Scopes
Your completely accurate horoscope

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