ISSUE #126
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Urge to SurgeBhagwan Petraeus returns! Stan Goff |
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& SWITCHDemocrats trade lies for votes--freely Allan Uthman |
 Bring
on the BoycottAnything to avoid the Olympics Michael J. Smith |
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 SUCK
MY JONGOld cunt attacks Matt Taibbi Allison Kilkenny |
 FUCK
THE TROOPSSomeone had to say it Ian Murphy |
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 Dirty
Rock John Rockefeller is a jerk Alexander Zaitchik |
 AIDS
Wolf on Murder NightIntriguing title, no? Steve Gordon |
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 Words
that JerkIt's not what you say, it's what people fear Frank Luntz |
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BEAST in ScienceThis Issue's Election Science: The Clintonian Uncertainty Principle, The Truth/Outrage Obameter |
 The
Virgin SuicidesA NEWSBEAST exclusive from Muslim Paradise |
 Obama
Offers Clinton Nomination for CigaretteScott Borchert |
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Kwikees: Movie Trailer ReviewsMichael Gildea |
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Beast Page 5 Cheney Sunglasses Reflection Ambiguity |
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