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Features

Bait & Switch
Freely trading lies for votes
Allan Uthman

Dirty Rock
Jay Rockefeller is a jerk
Alexander Zaitchik

Fuck the Troops
Someone had to say it
Ian Murphy

Suck my Jong
Old cunt attacks Matt Taibbi
Allison Kilkenny

The Urge to Surge
Bhagwan Petraeus returns!
Stan Goff

AIDS Wolf on Murder Night
Includes a brief mention of some band!
Steve Gordon

Bring on the Boycott
Anything to avoid the Olympics
Michael J. Smith

Fauxtures

No, I am Not Fucking Bitter
A rural PA voter speaks out

The Virgin Suicides
A NEWSBEAST exclusive from Muslim Paradise
Evan Thomas

Words that Jerk
It's not what you say, it's what people fear
Frank Luntz

This BEAST in Science
This Issue's Election Science: The Clintonian Uncertainty Principle, The Truth/Outrage Obameter

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