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July
2008 ISSUE #128 |
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FROM
THE DITCH OF A BLUE-COLLAR GUY FROM BUFFALOA welcoming message from Russert country |
BIG
FUSS Tim Russert, "A guy who did the news and just died" Paul Jones |
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THE
WRATH OF CONA faith healer in Buffalo Ian Murphy |
MEDIA
MANNERS Media Matters for America's mission creep Allan Uthman |
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GETTING
FIT WITH JOHN McCAINMy friends, this workout is for all hardworking Americans |
SUMMER
GAS-SAVING TIPSStave off bankruptcy with these helpful suggestions! |
PEN
OR SWORDRetired Navy Commander Ken Huber on Iran, Obama & Bathtub Admirals Russ Wellen |
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OLD
DOGS & HARD TIMEConvicted rapists are people too Joe Bageant |
THE
DISPOSABLE OATHGoff Angry! Stan Goff |
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Departments: |
Waxy
Beast: Music Reviews By Eric Lingenfelter |
Kino
Kwikees: Movie Trailer ReviewsMichael Gildea |
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The
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Let
There Be RetardsIan Murphy's "Special Time" at the Creation Museum in Kentucky. Sure to enrage anyone who is religious or just has sympathy for the mentally challenged. With video of our stealth "interview" with anti-science lunatic Ken Ham. |
The
BEAST Guide to Mind-boggling Presidential Illusions
You won't believe your candidate! |
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