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PROLEGEMONOUS EPISTLE FROM EUSTACE TILLEYThe New Yorker mascot on this Obama cover balderdash |
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IRAN WAR PREVIEW!The sequels just keep coming! Paul Jones |
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 TERROR
ALERT! The absolutely true story of how The BEAST smuggled al Qaeda into the U.S. Ian Murphy |
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DIRTY WORDS YOU'D NEVER HEAR TODAYCarlin was one cool [expletive deleted] Allison Kilkenny |
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10 IDIOCIES OF THE GENERAL ELECTIONIt's a list. You like lists. Allan Uthman |
 ZIRINTERVIEW!Sportswriter Dave Zirin stoops to our level |
 THE
ASSHOLE DISEASEThe EDD epidemic Eric Lingenfelter |
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Beast: Music Reviews By Eric Lingenfelter |
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Kwikees: Movie Trailer ReviewsMichael Gildea |
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BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People of 2007Now 30% more subjective! |
 The
BEAST Reprehensible Guide to Campus Massacres
If it makes you laugh, you're a bad person! |
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There Be RetardsIan Murphy's "Special Time" at the Creation Museum in Kentucky. Sure to enrage anyone who is religious or just has sympathy for the mentally challenged. With video of our stealth "interview" with anti-science lunatic Ken Ham. |
 The
BEAST Guide to Mind-boggling Presidential Illusions
You won't believe your candidate! |
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