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Issue 132: November
A FRIENDLY WARNING FROM THE AMERICAN DOLLAR
Don't call it a comeback

CROCK THE VOTE
A disturbing chat with BRAD FRIEDMAN about real election fraud and fake election fraud

BROKER ENGLISH
The only language we know
Joe Bageant
LET'S GET SOCIAL
Americans prefer to hang separately

Allan Uthman
 

ARE YOU A REAL AMERICAN?
Take our quiz and find out!

PROZAC FOR THE POCKETBOOK
Coping with Global Depression
Saddy McForlorn
STUPID, or How to lose money running a speed lab
John Dolan
KEEP HOPE ALIVE... LITERALLY
Keep your fingers crossed
Scott Thill
BOSTON TEA PARTY 2008
This time, it's impossible
Allison Kilkenny
THE REPUBLICAN BASE: STUPID PEOPLE
A most powerful voting bloc
Erich Shulte
SAVE OUR CEOS
Super-wealthy threatened by mere opulence
Rich Herschlag
The Beast Page 5
Pedagogic Stooge
Kino Kwikees: Movie Trailer Reviews
Michael Gildea
Waxy Beast: Music Reviews By Eric Lingenfelter

Freeper-Scopes!
Divine messages from the dumbest assholes on the internet!

[sic] - Letters from our esteemed readers!    

Other Stuff
The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People of 2007
Now 30% more subjective!
 
TOP 10 IDIOCIES OF THE GENERAL ELECTION
It's a list. You like lists.
Allan Uthman
Let There Be Retards
Ian Murphy's "Special Time" at the Creation Museum in Kentucky. Sure to enrage anyone who is religious or just has sympathy for the mentally challenged. With video of our stealth "interview" with anti-science lunatic Ken Ham.
The BEAST Guide to Mind-boggling Presidential Illusions You won't believe your candidate!
 

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