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ISSUE 138

A SUSTAINABLE MESSAGE FROM OUR DECIDUOUS GUEST EDITOR
It's all about the green
DIVE ARTIST
What a shocker, Dems "lose" another one
Allan Uthman
A YARD SALE IN CHERNOBYL
Joe Bageant Doesn't like supermarkets
CUBA, NEW MEXICO
Ian Murphy's shit-kickin', torture justifyin', police pummelin', hallucinatin' hippie cross-country horror vacation

PICK A CRIME
John Dolan is poor as hell

AMERICANS OUTRAGED AT SUDDEN REALIZATION INTERSTATE HIGHWAYS ARE GOVERNMENT-RUN
I'M EATIN' PEOPLE FOOD TONIGHT
A BEAST Reader Opinion

HAPPY BIRTHER-DAY, MR. PRESIDENT
A Birthday Card for Obama!

UNCIVIL WAR
Cousin against cousin
Eileen Jones
MEDICAL EXPERTS: PALIN "TOO STUPID TO LIVE" The Beast Page 5 Death Panel Waxy Beast: Man Man at the Tralf
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BEAST VIDEO HANGING WITH THE PATRIOTS
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