You’re not allowed to bring notes to a debate, but Mitt Romney does what Mitt Romney wants:
And that’s why he’d be an excellent president.
UPDATE: People are saying that it’s a handkerchief, but it looks pretty damn stiff to me, and there’s no definitive proof one way or the other.
UPDATE-UPDATE: The mystery object in question was, in fact, neither a handkerchief, nor a cheat-sheet; it was Obama’s Kenyan ghost father! We sincerely regret the error.