JAILBAIT JENNY

"Betrayal and War"

Now, as I’m sure you can assume, I don’t like going to class. No one does. So when I’m in class, my friends and I dick around the entire time. We’re not disruptive most of the time, but we do stupid shit like draw derogative pictures and things of that nature. So in one of my classes, my roommate decided to bring a deck of cards, and we thought we could get away with playing them, because my teacher is blind. We played an intense game of war and promptly left class.

So guess what happens next class? Teacher tells us to stay after, but she doesn’t know who it was. What do you think we did? After much consideration, we decide to just leave. Then we had presidents day break, giving the teacher plenty of time to forget about it. Wrong again. When we returned, she tells the "card players" to stay after again. Fuck. So of course I did all of the talking, and she assigned us to write letters of apology.

What colors me pissed is that someone had to have narced on us. So if your reading this, fuck you, fucker. You better pray I don’t find out who you are, because I will kick your ass. Just like toobla and chessy. You idiots. Your story sucked, by the way, and if you ever care to show your shit faces, I’d be more than willing to fuck them up further.