Future Plans: Well, the commie liberal media has its panties twisted over these damn pictures—I know, I know—that was stupid—so I guess we’re probably gonna have to do some time to protect the people who are really responsible for letting us go apeshit on these ragheads. After that, Charlie says we could go to New York City and make a thousand bucks an hour doing the same things to wealthy businessmen. But first I’m gonna go back to the trailer park and knock back a few PBRs with my proud kin—I’m a star now!

How we would like to be remembered: As the crazy bitch that you secretly fantasize about. As a proud mother of fourteen degenerate parasites. As the person who single-handedly did away with the notion that women are morally superior to men. As the poster-child for the growing influence of the European Union.