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BEST PAGE 3
Upstanding Citizens, tasteless humor, childish pranks, debauchery
Laws, goodness and all that is
became THE BEAST PAGE 3 EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE BIWEEKLY:
was up; what can I say? Th egood people of Buffalo just got fed
up enough to do something about me. Eventually, any store with even
one remotely conservative employee banned me from their racks. Some
would allow me in, and then throw me out five minutes later. Truthfully
I didn't want to take a hint, and now I am eradicated from existence.
As soon as my publisher and his staff realized they could make more
money by printing more friendly and gratuitous articles, I was out
the door, in favor of a new rebirth as The BEST.
To be recycled and become a small part of billions of more socially
acceptable newspapers, perhaps seducing some unsuspecting editor
of a small-town paper to run a mildly racy piece.
How I would
like to be remembered: As a lesson
to young journalists that it just doesn't pay to go against the
grain. Why push the first amendment when there's money to be made?