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BEAST-O-SCOPES



 Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

  Gemini my dear and sweet friend, what else can I say to you other than you are the most beautiful person in the entire world. The future has many wonderful things in store for you. I see wealth, power, fame and more ass than a donkey auction. You will have all that you dream of and more because you deserve it more than any other person in recorded history. However, your future can unwind if you do not heed the following warning; Bad luck waits for you in the Beast-O-Scopes of others. Avoid reading them, for inside lies your ruin. Follow this one piece of advice, Gemini and you will be forever blessed.


 Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

  Cancer my dear and sweet friend, what else can I say to you other than you are the most beautiful person in the entire world. The future has many wonderful things in store for you. I see wealth, power, fame and a giant bag of grass. You will have all that you dream of and more because you deserve it more than any other person in recorded history. However, your future can unwind if you do not heed the following warning; Bad luck waits for you in the Beast-O-Scopes of others. Avoid reading them, for inside lies your ruin. Follow this one piece of advice, Cancer and you will be forever blessed.


Leo (July 23 - August 22)

 Leo my dear and sweet friend, what else can I say to you other than you are the most beautiful person in the entire world. The future has many wonderful things in store for you. I see wealth, power, fame and a sixty-seven pound Toll House cookie. You will have all that you dream of and more because you deserve it more than any other person in recorded history. However, your future can unwind if you do not heed the following warning; Bad luck waits for you in the Beast-O-Scopes of others. Avoid reading them, for inside lies your ruin. Follow this one piece of advice, Leo and you will be forever blessed.


 Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

  Virgo my dear and sweet friend, what else can I say to you other than you are the most beautiful person in the entire world. The future has many wonderful things in store for you. I see wealth, power, fame and unlimited free access to all porn websites. You will have all that you dream of and more because you deserve it more than any other person in recorded history. However, your future can unwind if you do not heed the following warning; Bad luck waits for you in the Beast-O-Scopes of others. Avoid reading them, for inside lies your ruin. Follow this one piece of advice, Virgo and you will be forever blessed.


 Libra (September 23 - October 22)

  Libra my dear and sweet friend, what else can I say to you other than you are the most beautiful person in the entire world. The future has many wonderful things in store for you. I see wealth, power, fame and a sixty-one inch television. You will have all that you dream of and more because you deserve it more than any other person in recorded history. However, your future can unwind if you do not heed the following warning; Bad luck waits for you in the Beast-O-Scopes of others. Avoid reading them, for inside lies your ruin. Follow this one piece of advice, Libra and you will be forever blessed.


Scorpio (October 23 - November 22)

  Scorpio my dear and sweet friend, what else can I say to you other than you are the most beautiful person in the entire world. The future has many wonderful things in store for you. I see wealth, power, fame and your own helicopter. You will have all that you dream of and more because you deserve it more than any other person in recorded history. However, your future can unwind if you do not heed the following warning; Bad luck waits for you in the Beast-O-Scopes of others. Avoid reading them, for inside lies your ruin. Follow this one piece of advice, Scorpio and you will be forever blessed.


Sagittarius (November 23 - December 21)

  Sagittarius my dear and sweet friend, what else can I say to you other than you are the most beautiful person in the entire world. The future has many wonderful things in store for you. I see wealth, power, fame and a countless supply of Mentos (the freshmaker). You will have all that you dream of and more because you deserve it more than any other person in recorded history. However, your future can unwind if you do not heed the following warning; Bad luck waits for you in the Beast-O-Scopes of others. Avoid reading them, for inside lies your ruin. Follow this one piece of advice, Sagittarius and you will be forever blessed.


 Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

  Capricorn my dear and sweet friend, what else can I say to you other than you are the most beautiful person in the entire world. The future has many wonderful things in store for you. I see wealth, power, fame and dinner with William Shatner. You will have all that you dream of and more because you deserve it more than any other person in recorded history. However, your future can unwind if you do not heed the following warning; Bad luck waits for you in the Beast-O-Scopes of others. Avoid reading them, for inside lies your ruin. Follow this one piece of advice, Capricorn and you will be forever blessed.


 Aquarius (January 21 - February 19)

 Aquarius my dear and sweet friend, what else can I say to you other than you are the most beautiful person in the entire world. The future has many wonderful things in store for you. I see wealth, power, fame and a new look for your yard by professional landscaper Pauly Shore. You will have all that you dream of and more because you deserve it more than any other person in recorded history. However, your future can unwind if you do not heed the following warning; Bad luck waits for you in the Beast-O-Scopes of others. Avoid reading them, for inside lies your ruin. Follow this one piece of advice, Aquarius and you will be forever blessed.


Pisces (February 20 - March 20)

Pisces my dear and sweet friend, what else can I say to you other than you are the most beautiful person in the entire world. The future has many wonderful things in store for you. I see wealth, power, fame and a delicious crab dinner. You will have all that you dream of and more because you deserve it more than any other person in recorded history. However, your future can unwind if you do not heed the following warning; Bad luck waits for you in the Beast-O-Scopes of others. Avoid reading them, for inside lies your ruin. Follow this one piece of advice, Pisces and you will be forever blessed.


Aries (March 21 - April 20)

Aries my dear and sweet friend, what else can I say to you other than you are the most beautiful person in the entire world. The future has many wonderful things in store for you. I see wealth, power, fame and an entirely new wardrobe. You will have all that you dream of and more because you deserve it more than any other person in recorded history. However, your future can unwind if you do not heed the following warning; Bad luck waits for you in the Beast-O-Scopes of others. Avoid reading them, for inside lies your ruin. Follow this one piece of advice, Aries and you will be forever blessed.


Taurus (April 21 - May 20)

  Taurus my dear and sweet friend, what else can I say to you other than you are the most beautiful person in the entire world. The future has many wonderful things in store for you. I see wealth, power, fame and endless buckets of chicken wings. You will have all that you dream of and more because you deserve it more than any other person in recorded history. However, your future can unwind if you do not heed the following warning; Bad luck waits for you in the Beast-O-Scopes of others. Avoid reading them, for inside lies your ruin. Follow this one piece of advice, Taurus and you will be forever blessed.




 

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