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Pets


AMERICAN pit bulls, pups. Good temperament, huge heads, 7 wks old. Registered, shots, vet checked. Appts only. 578-2172

HELP! IN NEED of a good home Very shy but very lovable 3 yr old male orange tabby. Declawed & neutered. Nice people only 913-2085

HEADLICE Free to a good home Call Doug 441-6278

Houses
for Sale

BUFF STATE/ 15 Dart St., 2 unit + rear cottage, $ 27,500. 117 Thatcher, off Kensington, $ 35,900. 434-2728

DELAWARE PK Area: 107 Claremont Ave. 3/3 dbl w/ finished/full attic, 2 1/2 car garage, $159,900. Agents are welcome 743-1832

NEED TO SELL YOUR HOUSE? TOO BAD!
Houses
for Rent
ALLENTOWN Victorian-Beautiful lg 1 bdrm, liv/din rms, 2 faux frplcs, yd, all $ 575 No dogs. Avail July 1 883-0321

BUFF STATE 2 blocks from campus, 4 bdrms, carpet, appl, lndry. Available now!
830-6562
Apartments

ALLENTOWN 1 & 2 bdrm apts, good locations, some hdwd, some new carpeting, appl, include water & trash, $ 400-$ 525. Ben 903-9462

ALLENTOWN 1 bdrm, $ 450+, newly remodeled, 881-7308

ALLENTOWN a host of super 1 & 2 bdrm apts, $ 425- $ 595 w/heat, pkng, etc. Reeves 884-2871

ALLENTOWN BEAUTIFUL remodeled 1 bdrm w/ den, lr rms, w/w, pkng $550 include heat 573-5824

ALLENTOWN / Park St. 2 bdrm townhouse, central air, pkng, lndry hkups, all appl, frpl & more $ 950 883-7653

ASHLAND AVE 1 bdrm + upper, all appl, recently renovated 886-1046

DOWNTOWN elegant card board box for the discriminating homeless, 1 bdrm, pickle jar bath, remodeled, includes fecal matter! $475+sec, call Doug 441-6278

ELMWOOD/ Bidwell area 3rd flr 1 bdrm w/ beautiful view, nice neighborhood, close to everything, $ 550 + utils, no pets. 886-3508

ELMWOOD/ North St. large one bedroom, $ 450 with heat & appl 861-9652 Mike

HERTEL Ave apts near Niagara St., minutes to Buff state, nicely remodeled 1& 2 bedroom include all util, appl & off st pkng, 871-0245

PLYMOUTH 1 bdrm upper on route to Buff State, $ 400, appl/ gas include, avail now! 886-8861

220 SUMMER St. 1 bdrm, hdwd flrs, appl, heat,water pkng include $ 585-$ 600/ mo 884-6930 or 860-0480 eves
EMPLOMENT
OWN A BUSINESS, need a peon? Place an ad in the Beast-peons are our main demographic! 856-4355

WORK FOR THE BEAST! Think you can sell advertising space?- then call us now 856-4355

SERIOUSLY
call the BEAST, selling ads is your destiny 856-4355

MAN SERVANT/ HOOF SHINER needed for an on the go satyr. Good pay, constant erections. Call Doug 441-6278

For sale

SELF RESPECT
We can give you the tools you need to succeed-today! Stop being crap, call now before its too late. 441-6278

Wanted:
LEAD GUITARIST for the Inside Out Men, influences should include the Dafflebugs, Pipie's Monkey, The Lovin' Spoonful, Wu-tang Clan and Liberace. Serious dedicated musicians only. Call 441-6278 ask to speak to Doug's hoof shine.

SELF RESPECT Give me the tools I need to succeed today! Call 441-6278

Misc
services

PHOTOGRAPHER Shoot all your needs. Portraits, storefronts, interiors, etc. Honest and affordable Matt 536-3195

RECORDS & CASSETTES converted to CD. I will do it for you. Affordable & quick 884-0885

AREAS ONLY
Fashion consultant.
wardrobe, hair, make-up
hooves, etc 441-6278

Personal


LADIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think you can handle this hoofshine? Call 441-6278

TO THE SLUT with the extra large ass I saw at Frank's last Friday. I want to tend your hairy love nest till you scream. Please get in touch with me.
googilyeyed_stalker@hotmail.com

LOOKING FOR
citizens to fist, no strings attached. Contact whitehouse.gov

Adult


ALL ABOUT YOU
Independent. Blonde, Blue eyes and tan. In/Out 444-9189

ARIANNA
Beautiful with class Available 24/7. Your place or mine 826-BABE (2223)

BLEACH BLONDE, bl eyes, 5'0", 100 lbs, 34C & BRUN
NETTE, brown eyes, 5'4",115 lbs, 36DD 563-9082


BODY RUBS by Zack. See Zack @ Remingtons.com In/Out 390-3270

BUSTY BLONDE
Other girls to choose from, in or out 990-3435

CATGIRLS Number 1 escorts & body rubs. Tired of the rest? Call us, the finest exotic females avail $130 553-2583 catgirlsbodyrubs@hotmail.com

CLASSY
Exquisite older women available around the clock. In /Out calls 824-WILD (9453)

DREAMS DO COME TRUE Guaranteed!! 5'1", 95#, 32b-23-32, 19yo 602-9809 outcalls

EXQUISITE CHOICE ENT B NY's complete full service companions 24/7. Professional, discreet models providing social companionship (716) 892-3911

GALAXY ESCORTS MANY new models to choose from. Men and women age 18-50. Escorts, dancers, oil rubs and specializing in fetishes. In/Out Open 24/7 882-1156

JACKIE BROWN'S STAG SERVICE Experienced exotic dancers. Cheap rates. Phone (716) 563-5944

* JENNA * HOT sexy blonde, independent & classy 603-9980

OPEN LATE!!!!!!!!! MEN AND WOMEN AVAILABLE. NOW OFFERING STAG & STAGETTES. WE NEVER CLOSE. 823-8375

* NINA* 19 Y.O.
SEXY Latina, $100in/$140 out. Call 4 details
716-563-7233

VALERIE Thin brunette. Sexy, sassy & a lot of fun 603-9980

THERAPEUTIC massages for men. Licensed. Samuel 883-1357. Hotel srvc avail

Sightings
I SAW YOU @ Elmwood & Chippewa, May 24. You asked for the time & stole my hoof-shining heart. Disregard my personal ad. You are the one for me 441-6278