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Illegal Operation: The Brave New World of Elections Fixing - Al Uthman

Great Taste, Less Killng! Elections, Beer, and Irony - Matt Taibbi

Udderly Disgusting: The Horrors of Dairy- Ian Murphy

The Lottery Nobody Wins: The New Draft - Eric Gauchat

ABC of Opportunism: Betrayed in Haiti - Stan Goff

Kenny Boy and George: The Enron White House - William Rivers Pitt

Greens Wave the White Flag: Not Crashing the Party- Matt Taibbi


Masiello Hair Crisis: The BEAST Poll

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Departments:

Buffalo in Briefs

I Hate You: Alternate Parking

BEAST-O-Scopes

Sports Blotter - Matt Taibbi

Tail Hunt - Zac Gersh

Separated at Birth?

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[sic] - your letters

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I Witless News - I. Gonzalez

Deep Fried - Jason Yungbluth

Bob The Angry Flower - Stephen Notley



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Kino Spotlight: The Twilight Samurai



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APTS FOR RENT

Parkside/North Buffalo

Large nice 2 Bedroom, Off Street Parking, Updated Kitchen,  laundry room. Stove and fridge incl. $585plus - 836-4258 Aug 1st.

Buffalo Area:  3 car garage- from $150, 836-6686

Storefronts, Various High Traffic Areas/Buffalo:  From:  $400, 836-6686

Canisius Area:  Large, 3 bed-lower and upper unit.  Includes:  basement & hook-ups, DR, sunroom, porches, backyard, driveway.  $475/mo.  836-6686

Elmwood Ave, New, luxury, high-end apt, with loft, skylights, appliances, in-unit laundry, garage, security & upper deck, 1,200 sq. ft.  836-6686

Niagara St/ Large Upper, Unique-3 bedroom, off-street parking, great location.  $500,  836-6686


HIRING

The BEAST NEEDS YOUR HELP!  We are now hiring kick ass Jedi sales associates.  Use your mind control skills to make local businesses submit to the power of The Beast.  Great earnings potential.  Call 856-4355

BOOTY CRITIC  needed for successful WNY gentleman’s club.  Must have two years minimum working with the booty and own transportation.  Advancement potential.  446-2133

EXCITING Out of town firm now hiring carbon-based bi-peds as research participants.  Experience with probing a plus but not necessary.  Call GlakGlak 001-2344-32444-2378

HAIR & NAIL TECH

THREE openings for exp. People w/clientele for busy NF Blvd Salon. 743-9209 Annette

HAIR SALON  assistant needed for Elmwood Avenue salon.  Call 881-2221 or 884-9321

HOT DOG vendor, nighttime/weekends, must have car, good pay.  834-4994

SALES- Don’t have what it takes?  No worries!  Our sales robot Rob will turn you into a lean mean selling machine.  Call The Beast now!  856-4355

SERVER positions avail.  Fat Bob’s Smokehouse, apply Mon-Fri 2-4.  No phone calls please.  41 Virginia Pl, Bflo.


ADULT

ALL ABOUT YOU

Independent.  Blonde, Blue eyes and tan.  In/Out 444-9189

ARIANNA

Beautiful with class  Available 24/7.  Your place or mine 826-BABE (2223)

BLEACH BLONDE, bl eyes, 5’0”, 100 lbs, 34C & BRUNNETTE, brown eyes, 5’4”,115 lbs, 36DD  563-9082

BODY RUBS by Zack.  See Zack @ Remingtons.com  In/Out  390-3270

BUSTY BLONDE

Other girls to choose from, in or out  990-3435

CATGIRLS Number 1 escorts& body rubs.  Tired of the rest?  Call us, the finest exotic females avail $130   553-2583  catgirlsbodyrubs@hotmail.com

CLASSY

Exquisite older women available around the clock.  In /Out calls  824 WILD (9453)

DREAMS DO COME TRUE   Guaranteed!!  5’1”, 95#, 32b-23-32, 19yo 602-9809 outcalls

EROTIC REDHEAD           OUT-CALL ONLY.  465-1410

EXQUISITE CHOICE ENT  B NY’s complete full service companions 24/7.  Professional, discreet models providing social companionship (716) 892-3911

GALAXY ESCORTS   MANY new models to choose from.  Men and women age 18-50.  Escorts, dancers, oil rubs and specializing in fetishes.  In/Out  Open 24/7  882-1156

JACKIE BROWN’S STAG SERVICE      Experienced exotic dancers.  Cheap rates.  Phone (716) 563-5944

*  JENNA  *    HOT sexy blonde, independent & classy  603-9980

MALE ESCORT   Bodyrubs, dom, wrestling & fetishes.  867-6048

OPEN LATE!!!!!!!!!     MEN AND WOMEN AVAILABLE.  NOW OFFERING STAG & STAGETTES.  WE NEVER CLOSE.  823-8375

**NEW**       GORGEOUS 21 y/o female.   Discreet, no rush, no regrets!!!   $100  in / $130 out  9am-11pm 563-9920

VALERIE Thin brunette.  Sexy, sassy & a lot of fun  603-9980

 

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