Features:
Pestering our Overlords: NYC Welcomes the President - Matt Higgins
Greatest American Zero: Sabres Rattle for RNC Cattle- Al Uthman
Purchasing Power to the People: Slogans Sell at RNC Protests- Ken Barnes
Dogfight: The Gendered Degeneration of Politics - Stan Goff
Milk Spilled, Thousands Die: Washington Post Refuses to Cry - Matt Taibbi
Music Download Blues: What to do if You're Busted - Stephanie Cole
Faux-tures:
COBRA Joins Forces With al Qaeda
Barney Frank admits Heterosexual Affair, Resigns- Jake Novak
Local Man Wets Bed, Blames Dog
Racist, Sexist or Ludacris? - a PC Quiz
True Horrors of Local Bureacracy - Jonathon Chance
Ask Dr. Rotten: Growing your best bud
Taste the Truth: our new food column- "Fats" O'Leary
Movies:
Music:
AudioFiles: Hives, Brand Nubian, MF Doom, Rise Against, Dillinger Escape Plan
I Witless News - I. Gonzalez
Deep Fried - Jason Yungbluth
Bob The Angry Flower - Stephen Notley
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Separated at Birth?
The Bush Twins..............................and a box of rocks?
