As a faithful beast reader I came across an article that made me laugh
hysterically. Why? Because I swore that I could be the mayor of this
GREAT but distugstingly ran city one day, and then I read the artical
for survivor, Its for me the second I read it. Im down. If you guys
are for real, Im down.
is Eric C. Im 21 years old and want to be on Mayoral Survivor!!!!
Im registered as a Democrat, and always will be. My father ran for
Mayor back in the 80's against Jimmy Griffin-----republican prick,
but a good guy lol, and my father was the endorsed Democrat, and lost....so
maybe I'll take over what he started. Im down to battle
a shoo-in to make the contest. Applications are streaming in, folks;
don't miss your chance to be a part of our ridiculous Mayoral farce!
You too can be a tool of our contempt for the political process!
ON THE RIGHT TRACK
hoping youi can help me find an issue of your magazine that has an
interview with grover norquists ass id sure like to read it cuz bushs
advisor karl rove is a real dogturd in my opinion and i found that
is a piece of u know hat if h e did some of the things he has done
on political activities to me , and i met him on the street id kick
his ass and rip his balls off
sure he hasn't already done some of those things to you? The Norquist
article is from issue #43, which you can read in the archives section
of our website. Can you read?
local social worker brings up some valid points in his/her letter.
The problem is that so many of the people Jonathon was referring to
actually refer to themselves and their civil servent collegues as
Social Workers. If that's the case, maybe we could solve two problems
at once here. First of all disconcerted, if you dosen't like people
using the title "Social Worker", than maybe you should clean
house, getting rid of all the fakers, and making Social Worker an
earned title, like Esquire, or Doctor. Second, if we take all of these
civil servants who Jonathon had the unfortunate opportunity of having
to deal with, and make them earn their titles, going to school to
get their masters degrees, perhaps it would improve their job efficiency
at the Rath Building, and streamline the welfare process, saving us
thousands in taxpayer dollars. Or just maybe if these wellies would
get off of their collective butts and contribute something to society,
we wouldn't need places like the Rath Building, and Civil Servents
calling themselves social workers, and we could all just hang out
and get a bong!
way ahead of you, buddy.
NOT BLOODY LIKELY
any part time jobs available for evening's at the beast?
depends: do you want money?
I read an article that I really enjoyed and then I misplaced it. It
was the one about Pegs Submarines in Niagara Falls, N.Y. now serving
honkies. Is there anyway I can get a copy of it or the entire paper?
Sincerely, Carolyn Wilcox
wasn't an article, it was an ad. And they threatened to sue us. Man,
it's really true what they say--you just can't trust honkies these
Great publication...I love the political views/news, and especially
appreciated the articles on the dairy and meat industries. (Very important
info that is rarely discussed!) I also enjoy the honest restaurant
reviews...I discovered my current favorite restaurant, Sofra, and
99's fantastic Pho through the Beast's recommendations.
for your gusty and honest publication.
nice. How about we go out for steak and milkshakes?
EXACTLY WAR AND PEACE
it may concern,
Love the paper guys keep up the kick ass work!
to jailbait jenny? is she dead or something?
in a THC haze somewhere, disgruntled at our publication of weak pretenders
Toobla and Chessy. Please, Jenny, forgive us! Your public misses you!
Fine; be that way.
LOTS OF TIME IN TEXAS
Hi, I recently
discovered "The Beast", and I have thoroughly enjoyed your
articles. A few minutes ago I sent an email to CBS and I included
a copy of your article with it. So, I just wanted to let you know.
I hope you don't mind. Here it is...............
latest disaster in Iraq, "Huge Cache of Explosives Vanished
From Site in Iraq" being reported in the New York Times, do
you now think it MIGHT be appropriate to air your report about the
forged documents that were used to justify this giant lie to begin
are dying, our citizens continue to be deluded and manipulated with
LIES. Our beloved Country has been turned into a monster of murderous
rampage and destruction against the citizens (families and children)
of Iraq. We have not only helped to created more terrorists, we
have given the world reason to think their hatred for us is justified
- and now we have provided the explosive for them to use!
ARE ACTUALLY PLANNING TO VOTE FOR MORE OF THIS!! THEY NEED TO HAVE
SOME FACTS! THAT IS YOUR JOB! PLEASE do it. Our Country is being
destroyed in every imaginable way.....and you are sitting on a vital
story. Why? Fear of embarrassment? Allergy to criticism? Whatever
you imagine you have at stake in this, do you think it compares
to what this Country - and therefore the World - have at stake?
You have seemingly allowed a thoroughly immoral character like Karl
Rove to control you.
reason so many people in this country fell for this fabricated Bush/Cheney
reality in the first place is because the media laid down and rolled
over for them like an obedient dog. Members of the United Nations
didn't fall for it. In fact, the majority of ordinary people throughout
the world could see through it! But that's because they were lucky
enough to be outside of the influence of the American Media. Now
is the time for our media to stand up for truth and service to the
American public. Those who have the courage and integrity to do
it will be the only ones to flourish in the future. Those who do
not are doomed to failure. While many people are still walking around
in a FOX NEWS fog, many others are NOT. The reign of this type of
sound byte media is coming to an end. I hope that CBS will choose
to be a survivor.
tried to convince the United Nations that Iraq's possession of materials
that "could be used in making nuclear weapons" was enough
reason to go to war. But now in yet another attempt to cover up
their TRUE agenda and distract from their lies and incompetence
this is their comment,
Pentagon spokesman, Lawrence Di Rita, said Sunday evening that Saddam
Hussein's government "stored weapons in mosques, schools, hospitals
and countless other locations," and that the allied forces
"have discovered and destroyed perhaps thousands of tons of
ordnance of all types." A senior military official noted that
HMX and RDX were "available around the world" and not
on the nuclear nonproliferation list, even though they are used
in the nuclear warheads of many nations."
weapon making materials are not such a big deal? Saddam didn't make
weapons available for terrorists to use against Americans, our own
American President did! And, draft dodger that he is, he also conveniently
sent our sons and daughters right into their backyard to take the
brunt of it!
be honest. The members of this administration have been planning
the take-over of Iraq for more than 10 years. The only reason they
didn't do it sooner was because they had to take over the White
House first. It has always been about world domination through control
of the world's oil supply. They haven't made any secret about this
either! There are public records that they have written that describe
it exactly that way. The PNAC papers for instance. Do you think
THAT might be valuable information to share with the American citizens?
September 11th was nothing more than a grand opportunity to them.
They just went to work immediately at spinning it into a reason
to attack Iraq!
have prevented it if they had been focused on terrorism instead
of Iraq. They had PLENTY of warnings. But they did NOT care. For
this administration, it has never been about the needs of the current
circumstances. It has only been about moving forward with their
long awaited agenda. They are not truly incompetent, it only appears
that way because what they say they are trying to accomplish and
what they are ACTUALLY trying to accomplish are two different things!
The fact is, they are damn competent at what they are doing! That's
why it needs to be exposed for what it is.
has never been an ounce of concern for the safety and welfare of
our soldiers, our citizens, or for the citizens of Iraq. Every move
they have made confirms this, from the environment to the economy
to foreign relations. An honest look at all of their preparations
and their continued actions makes this abundantly clear. People
are disposable and readily replaced. Oil is limited and precious.
Both people and oil, are to be used as needed by the select few.
It's just that simple. Please, they hardly even attempt to conceal
it! The only thing they even attempted to protect from looting and
destruction was the oil! Isn't it obvious why there was NEVER any
CBS, I do believe your report about the forged documents should
be shown to the American people (before the election - otherwise
you may have to just stuff it down the tubes along with our Country).
Unlike the slanderous lies that the conniving creeps at Sinclair
tried to pass off as "news" (what? A 30 year old opinion
from people with very questionable motives, bent on destroying a
mans well earned reputation) this stuff is legitimate, vital, current,
and completely relevant NEWS!
I would like to share an article written by Allan Uthman in a recent
issue of "The BEAST"
with him 100%
we. Great. Now Dan Rather will never stop calling. Have fun with the
futility of voting Kerry in Texas.
MADE SOMEONE FEEL GOOD
out to D.J.thank you so very much for your artical about TODD SCHULZ
hats off to you also for an artical well done. you dont know the pain
and hardach this basterd has caused my daughter and my family. yes
i hope this jerk rots in jail.. but its sad to say the courts system
sucks in buffalo because here i know that i did the right thing buy
standing buy my daughter and the courts just made me feel and treated
me like i was the pedifile.. the shit we went through and still going
through its unreal..THANKS AGAIN FROM THE HEART ..
Well, D.J.'s pretty much unable to answer your letter, but we'll let
him know. We're glad he's brought you some joy. Some people aren't
so appreciative of his prose. You might even say it's criminal! Hah!
Jesus, we need a vacation.
It May Concern,
I'm a new reader to this newspaper and totally dumb-struck over the
vulgarity Ive just read within the Issue #59 Sept 29 - Oct 13, 04!
of freedom of speech but there's a limit when publically printed!
Obsurd is to good for words. Why do you print such CRAP?
of readers are you trying to attract??
out a few of the articles that totally repelled me and others around!
some boundary of restrictions in which you print within. There must
be more out there you could find suitable to edit!
A disgusted "Ex": Reader
sent us four clippings of headlines and ads, including the word "hate,"
which is clearly not a swear word. We're disappointed at your inattentiveness,
as you missed many many others, including "fuck" (27, 30),
"fucking" (p. 4), "fucked up" (p. 4), "shit"
(p. 2, 27), "shitty" (p. 3, 4), "shit heel" (p.
27), "bullshit" (p. 2, 4, 27, 30), "asshole" (p.
4, 9, 27, 30), "ass crack" (p. 18), "cocksucker"
(p. 9), "fucking faggot cocksucker" (p. 18), "piss"
(p. 31), "bitch" (p. 4), "bitching" (p. 27), "dickhead"
(p. 27), and "prick" (p. 19), among many others.
we'll take your fucking bullshit under advisement.