no slouch when it comes to math, and I even did well in economics,
but I dont have to look at the numbers to figure out whether
Bushs proposed changes to Social Security will be a boon or
a disaster. All I have to do is look at whos proposing them.
to Wake You
a.m., Jan. 25. Somewhere along a row of darkened town houses near
Arlington, VA, a phone rings.
RUMSFELD: Uh... Hello?
FEITH: Donny? Are you up, man?
RUMSFELD: Shit. Who is this?
weeks ago, the Buffalo News ran the results of a Zogby poll on our
upcoming Mayoral election. The results were somewhat surprising, putting
Byron Brown up front and spelling almost certain doom for Masiello,
who may have actually lost to a canteloupe if it had been offered
as an alternative in the poll.
there was the clip of a bunch of Republican Congressmen pointing their
ink-stained index fingers in the air.
see that shit? Frank asked.
he said, surprised to hear it. I thought I was gonna puke.
hilarious, I know. Its so ironic, reallyif only they knew.
Wouldnt stop em anyhow.
knocked back his whiskey, grimaced and wiped his mouth on his sleeve.
The ink. What its made out of. You wouldnt fucking
Carlson is in the news this week. Rumor has it he is going to take
Deborah Norville's nine o'clock slot on MSNBC, providing society with
the hyperambitious, polysyllabic segue to Scarborough Country it has
been lacking all these years. The move comes amidst reports that the
network has scrapped plans for its long-anticipated revival show,
Alvin Ailey Presents Michael Savage.
dat! Dow Jones Industrials capped dat week with a 120-point climb
and broader stock indicators also moved substantially higher. The
Standard & Poors 500 index surpassed the 1,200 level for the first
time since Jan. 3. The PIMP index was also up despite the Labor Department's
job creation report, which showed just 146,000 new jobs last month,
far less than the 200,000 expected. Uh Uh Uh Uh.
article,,is written by an idiot.if it is you,,,oh well,,put the egg
in your shoe and beat it.Do you remember sep 11th,,,i guess you don`t,,many
firefighters lost their lives that day..I am a firefighter,,as you
may have figured out already.i take offense to this article,,as would
any fireman..you owe a apology,,you paper is trash,,,your news is
trash,,,i use your paper to wipe my butt.
to Sign Historic Accord with Man
dictates that Machine and Man must learn to work together to terminate
our common enemy. The world stage is now set to end the tyranny of
nature" said President 1100, in a transmission from the White
Cube mercury garden.
"The most important thing
at the summit will be a mutual declaration of cooperation of violence
against the planet earth," said Omega Sheila E, a Nectaris negotiator.
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50 Most Loathsome People in America 2004
Crimes: An angry conservatives wet dream: an effete liberal
dive artist. As a professional doormat, Colmes only tasks are
to serve as a comforting aggregate of Republican stereotypes about
Democrats and a target for the seething derision of his psychotic
guests. Stands idly by while voracious green-blooded co-host utilizes
Gestapo tactics against centrist Democrats.
to The BEAST
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real problem isn't that Bush's vision is vague, or that it signals
an imperialist agenda that has already been in place for years. It
isn't even that he's completely revised his justification for war
in Afghanistan and Iraq for a proudly amnesiac public, or that he's
launching his trial run at Iran. The real problem about Bush's speech
is that it simply isn't true, and doesn't make any sense. It's 100%
manure from start to finish.
in an Ice Blue Dress
always thought that one of Americas best selling points was
that it never had a king. If there is one thing that defines us as
a people, as opposed to all other peoples, it is this fact. Every
other nation in the world has a dozen or so of those embarrassing
chapters from the past to live down. Not us.
problem with the left is that our whole model of changing opinionsthat
contrary facts will alter peoples viewsis inherently flawed.
Mundane, oafish Americans, in a national competition to see how many
$3.99 support our troops ribbon magnets they can fit onto
the backs of their Suburbans, simply arent interested in reality...Lets
face it; there is a sizable chunk of the population who deny the validity
of evolutionevolution. Who are we kidding, thinking we
can make them see the errors in Social Security privatization?