Dr. John Hall
Impacted molars, xylocaine, sexualizing clinical situations,
Experienced swallowers, malpractice litigation, the North
Carolina State Dental Board, my staff, my wife
I Became THE BEAST PAGE 3 SERIOUSLY CREEPY DENTIST: I swear
I didn't do it! I was set up by my employees, and patients,
and possibly "the man." What kind of weirdo do you
think I am? I would never inject my seed into the mouths of
my hapless female patients (who, by the way, seem a lot more
familiar with the taste of semen than my wife). Why, does it
turn you on?
Plans: Well, I'm screwed. I can't practice dentistry,
and I definitely can't show my face around town anymore. Maybe
I'll change my name and become a gynecologist-no, probably
not a good plan on second thought.
I'd Like to be Remembered: As a guy who, after all was
said and done, really did some great bridgework, and probably
should have just picked up a hooker once in a while.