Critics are outraged that the Court would make such a far-reaching
decision, which has made previously legal activities, like
worshipping other gods, making graven images, adultery and
wanting things, illegal.
Im just trying to arrange my affairs, said
Vikram Shibanurti, a practicing Hindu from Akron. I
thought about converting to Christianity, but it wouldnt
matter anyway, since Im cheating on my wife.
Some think the sudden change in Americas legal climate
should have come with fair warning. This really isnt
fair, said snotty teen Bart Crowley as he was being
led away from a video arcade by authorities. Sure, I
talk a lot of shit about my parents, but I wouldnt have
if I knew Id get in trouble. Besides, theyre totally
I cant believe this, Buffalo resident Jerome
T. Dwyer said as he was being led away to a three year prison
term for aggravated taking the Lords name in vain. Jesus,
this is nuts! The comment prompted the judge to double
Make that six years! shouted Judge Harold Reisman,
who is himself scheduled for arraignment next Thursday on
several charges involving coveting his neighbors wife.
What can I say, the judge said afterwards. Shes
In another development, several engravers have been arrested
trying to flee the country.