has a big movie coming out, and needed some good non-gay
press to get the publicity ball rolling. But, since there
were no casting calls to pick up women from at the time,
he had a problem. Luckily, a diligent agent at his new firm
read a quote on Katie’s imdb.com webpage about wanting to
marry Tom when she was growing up. A cold call later, and
the media blitz was on!
We’ll be spending time together at least until War of
the Worlds opens in Europe. It won’t be long after that
until Katie realizes she’s not getting any action, and Tom
realizes she’s not joining the Church of Scientology. Then
they’ll finalize the fling with a parting press release
about remaining friends. Afterwards, Tom will brag to friends
about what a sweet lay Katie was, and Katie will have her
personal assistant order a case of Valtrex, and call Penelope
Cruz to ask if they ever did it, either.
like to be remembered: As an actual couple who really, really
liked each other and had sex, and never did coke even once.