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June 1 - 15, 2005

Issue #76

  .........................Buffalo's Best Fiend
   

The CyberCloset
A Chance Encounter

by Allan Uthman

 
Monkey Business
A Different Kind of Crusade
by Matt Taibbi
 
Jack Davis vs China
Trade Protectionist Gets His Party Started
by Matt Higgins
 
War on Drugs or Just War?
Plan Colombia Stays Aloft
by John Myers
 

Newsreek
Anonymous Sources Under Fire--Sometimes

by Matt Taibbi

 

Lonely Revolution
Free Buffalo, but Nobody's Buying

by Matt Higgins

 

Are You an Evil Genius?
Take the Quiz
by N. Sorrenti

 

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Separated At Birth
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Are You an Evil Genius?

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N. Sorrenti

 

 

 

 

Allow 5 points for answers checked A.)

Allow 1 point for answers checked B.)

Allow 10 points for answers checked C.)

5-20 pts. =Billy Graham: Sorry, but you’re neither evil nor particularly intelligent. If it’s any consolation, your life, while mundane, will probably not involve direct involvement in the deaths of millions.

21-35 pts. = Joe America: While your participation in the typical American lifestyle of consumption and waste hastens the planet’s demise on a tiny scale, the unwitting manner in which you do so precludes your categorization as either ‘evil’ or ‘genius.’

36-50 pts. = Evil Genius: Welcome to our most secret of organizations. Come to the grave marked ‘John Bibow’ in the old section of the cemetery during the final phase of the waxing Moon. Dress completely in black and tell no one of this invitation. Also, bring enough orange soda for twelve.

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