Are You an Evil Genius?

Take the test and see!
N. Sorrenti

Allow 5 points for answers checked A.)

Allow 1 point for answers checked B.)

Allow 10 points for answers checked C.)

5-20 pts. =Billy Graham: Sorry, but you’re neither evil nor particularly intelligent. If it’s any consolation, your life, while mundane, will probably not involve direct involvement in the deaths of millions.

21-35 pts. = Joe America: While your participation in the typical American lifestyle of consumption and waste hastens the planet’s demise on a tiny scale, the unwitting manner in which you do so precludes your categorization as either ‘evil’ or ‘genius.’

36-50 pts. = Evil Genius: Welcome to our most secret of organizations. Come to the grave marked ‘John Bibow’ in the old section of the cemetery during the final phase of the waxing Moon. Dress completely in black and tell no one of this invitation. Also, bring enough orange soda for twelve.