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June 15-29, 2005

Issue #77

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Free to Agree
Sensenbrenner's Sensibilities

by Allan Uthman

 
Gettin' Rucky in Pyongyang
Kim Jong Il gets his fleak on
by Matt Taibbi
 
Dean Was Right
Hey Howard, Keep Up the Good Jerk
by William Pitt
 

Throat Job
Newsweek Still Gagging on Unnamed Sources

by Matt Taibbi

 
SUMMER SPECTACULAR!

8-Step Summer Makeover
by Dan Devine

 

Goth Kid's Summer Survival Guide
It's not fun for everyone

 
Hallmarks of Summer
What makes Buffalo summers so darn special?
 

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Lake Erie Surfin'
People Really Do This

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Bad News for Hobos

A bill in the state legislature seeking to expand the state’s bottle deposit law to include all those wacky new beverages and water bottles is being met with opposition by Cheektowaga’s Paul Tokasz, the Assembly’s Majority leader. In fact, Tokasz and his friends in the bottling industry are sponsoring a bill which would repeal the deposit law entirely. Enacted in 1982, the deposit law has kept mountains of garbage out of landfills and turned bums into efficient street cleaners. Tokasz thinks it’s a good idea to end the law because New Yorkers ignore it and it would allow him and his buddies to tax the shit out of consumers. He is woefully misguided, but perhaps the good assemblyman has never seen the hordes of can and bottle collectors out every garbage night pushing shopping carts filled to overflowing in search of bottle booty. Before 1982, New York was a wasteland of broken beer bottles and crushed cans (remember those sharp-ass pull tabs?), and Tokasz wants to return to those sorry days. What an asshole. These are the types of games our elected representatives are engaged in down in Albany, fronting one bad idea after another from whatever PAC signs the checks.

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