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June 29-July 13, 2005

Issue #78

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Independence Day
3rd Party Politics for Fun & Profit

 
BAD ART!
Pataki Leads Carge Against the Talentless
by Matt Taibbi
 
Last Best Chance
Dragging our Feet on Nuclear Terror
by Alex Zaitchik
 

Welcome to My Nightmare
Eminent Domain Ruling Leads to Gigantism in B-List Actors

by Ian Murphy

 

Say it Ain't Soda
Revoking the Bottle Deposit is an Asinine Idea

by Christofurious Riordan

 

Reid's United States of Europe
Book Review
by Paul Fallon

 

Just Kill Me
Recruiters are Dying to Talk to Your Kids
by Matt Taibbi

 
Faux-tures

Litigious Idol
Help choose Barnes' new Cellino!

 

Dear Donny
Romantic Advice from the Secretary of Defense

 

Sports

The Sports Blotter
The Week in Sports Crime

Cover Page
Buffalo in Briefs
Page 3
 
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Kino Korner - Movies
[sic] - Your Letters
 
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Chuck “The War Hero” Swanick

Few local politicians have mastered the art of political grandstanding like the pride of Kenmore, Charles “Chuck” Swanick. As a Democratic Chair of the Erie County Legislature, Swanick could be fierce in pushing for unanimous support for Gorski initiatives. When the Legislature failed to agree on a redistricting plan and Federal Court Judge John T. Elfvin was forced to play the role of Solomon, Swanick was still out front, completely hoarse from his campaign to get the best possible outcome for the Democrats.

Then the political winds began to shift. The entire country, including Swanick's district, seemed to align with the Bush Administration's disastrous policies. Like a prisoner on death row, Swanick experienced a conversion of religious intensity. He switched parties, made a pact with Joel Giambra and was able to regain his former position in the Legislature.

As war with Iraq loomed, the issue of Swanick's National Guard service was front and center in the County's business. What would happen if he was called up? Where would the County be without him? Swanick seemed to embody the spirit of Kenmore's numerous fallen heroes of World War I.

In terms of political drama, Swanick was always a compelling protagonist, so it comes as no surprise that he kept everyone in suspense about his vote on the recent proposed sales tax increase. Even as Governor Pataki was busy  hand-picking political cronies for the County Control Board, Chuck  “the War Hero” Swanick was on the front lines fighting for more balanced cuts in exchange for his vote.

Politics is, of course, based on self-interest, but the secret to survival may be the ability to wed that interest to the community's need to experience a dramatic catharsis. After announcing that he would not seek another term in the Legislature, Swanick made himself the center of attention in one of the Legislature's last independent acts of fiscal responsibility.

Now, the latest word is  that Mr. Swanick's hat is destined to be thrown in the ring for a position in Albany, where he will be called upon to display the same sort of fierce loyalty and public performance he brought to the Erie County Legislature. And to that we say: Encore! Encore! 

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