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BEAST PAGE 3 GAY BLACK BATMAN
 Name:
Bruce Wang
Turn-ons:
Wesley Snipes, Robin, tea parties, Stone Cold Steve Austin,
AOL, Barbara Streisand, techno music, playing with my utility
belt, fighting crime.
Turn-offs:
Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian
Bale, restaurant dress codes and the Joker.
How
I Became The Beast Page 3 Gay Black Batman: The question
really is, how could I not be the The Beast Page 3 Gay Black
Batman? Admittedly I do have kind of a niche market working
for me—sure, you might find a Black Batman running around
out there, but if you want a Gay Black Batman you have to
come to me. In truth, you will have to do some rather unusual
internet searches that give your friends reason to question
your sexuality, but here I am; Gay Black and Batman! Of course
you will find me in the company of other images that will
cause your editor to exclaim “there is no way we can
print that,” but it only works to my advantage. Well,
that and my awesome package of course.
Future
Plans: I am currently developing a line of holistic
soaps and bath oils for the modern gay superhero. I really
feel it’s an overlooked and untapped market. I will
of course still fight crime with the same enthusiasm, dedication
and uniquely flamboyant style that I have always brought to
the justice table. I don’t want anyone to worry, though;
I will always have time for karaoke night at the Hall of Justice.
How
I’d Like to be Remembered: As the first ever
Gay Black Secretary of State—oh yeah—never mind.
Homeland Security Chief, then.
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