Christ
Takes Satanic Filth
Well,
it’s sad that your paper has to print these
antisocial and anti-moral views, but the ad on the
back of your August 24th edition about the U.S. Army
Reserve, especially when we have young men fighting
for a way of life that our parents, your parents,
generations before your parents fought and died for
in these wars. This is nothing but a paper that Satan
works through, and I’ll pray for you because
all of your souls are lost; you really don’t
get it. You put money before—you put money before
everything here. Your paper’s disgusting and
I know that if I pray for you that hopefully you’ll
see the light. Jesus Christ is the only true answer.
He can redeem your souls. He can take all this filth
that you print in this paper. While you have the constitutional
right to do so and the freedom, the freedom you don’t
understand that other countries, they don’t
have this freedom, but you chose the dark side over
hope, over young men that are over there for your
freedom. Shame on you. You can call me back at 444-1363.
I extremely disappointed that we’re raising
the kind of people that just don’t get it.
Speed-Reader
Hey
beastie boys, August 24th issue, “From the Publisher’s
Desk” – what are the chances of you guys
renting a few big-ass Cellino & Barnes billboards
that aren’t being used anymore and having that
entire thing, or most of it, on billboards where people
can read it, people that wouldn’t read The Beast,
because that’s something that will make the
news. People can sit there and read it. People that
don’t get The Beast, see what I’m saying?
It might cause a few car crashes, but that would be
kind of neat. Take care.
Pithy
Thank
you.
Boomin'
Granny
My
name is Ruth (name withheld); I live in Niagara Falls
New York. I hate to be without The Beast, but I’ve
been looking and I think the last issue ended on August
10th and I’ve been looking the 11th, 12th, 13th,
today the 14th, this is Sunday. I can’t find
it on Pine Avenue. I can’t find it on any place
on Niagara Street. What are yous doing? I mean I’m
running ragged looking for that wonderful paper of
yours. If you can leave me a message if I’m
not home, Ruth ___, xxx-xxxx, tell me where and when
I can get it. Honey, I’m 76 already and by the
time I find it I’ll be 80 at least. Thank you,
bye bye.
Paging
Will Shortz
Yeah
uh, no crossword puzzle this issue, very disappointed.
Your very loathsome fans at the Mohawk Place. Thank
you, bye.
Domestic
Initiative
Hey
guys, how come you haven’t picked up on the
rumor about Mr. Giambra, our illustrious county exec.
Him and his wife had a big to-do, the police were
called, the house is for sale and according to what
everybody knows downtown he’s got a little honey
pregnant over at county hall. God bless.
Where
is the Hate?
I
just wanted to tell you guys, I love The Beast, it’s
a great newspaper, keep up the good work. Thank you.
Fine,
Be That Way
Hi
this is Cindy Kaufman at the Center for Executive
Development at the University of Buffalo. Our Assistant
Dean received a copy of your paper today and it has
a label on it, you know, labeled directly to her right
here at our address on campus. And I just wanted to
see if there was any way I could find out how it made
its way to here; she didn’t sign up for a subscription
and she wants to make sure it does not get sent to
this office again. If you could please call the office
back at 716-645-3200 and ask to speak with Cindy that
would be great. Thank you so much. Bye bye.
