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ETHICS
666
Allan
Uthman
[Editor’s note: The BEAST is proud to present here an
exclusive rush transcript from a recording of a White House ethics course
conducted last Tuesday.
ALL-STARS
of TORTURE
TRADING
CARDS!
Collect
'em All!
From
Russia with Rage
The eXile's
Mark Ames on his new book and the uniquely American phenomenon of people
freaking out and shooting everybody
Interview by Paul Jones
I
DICKby Ian Murphy
It’s amazing what a person can accomplish with a few proper restraints, a wet cloth and steadily dripping water...
Here's
Looking at you, MonkeyOur simian scribe gives us a heart to heart conversation about the benefits of designer drugs and the dangers of wearing sunglasses.
A pointed debate between two famous Italian stereotypes on Judge Samuel Alito's nomination to the Supreme Court.
Pandemic
of Fear
by Kit
Smith
A poll taken last week
by the Center for Consumer Freedom suggests that nearly half of Americans
believe that H5N1, better known to the public as Avian Influenza or Bird
Flu...
20
Funniest Things About Pastor Joel Osteen Going to Heaven
by
N. Sorrenti
20.) Famished from
his long voyage through the afterlife, Joel Osteen will arrive in Heaven
and be force fed seven hundred...
PBS,
NPR KO CPB SOB by
Jeff Dean
Kenneth Y. Tomlinson last week stepped down from his seat on the Corporation for Public Broadcasting’s board of directors. Though Tomlinson’s move was a victory for many who felt the embattled former chairman’s war on perceived liberal bias...
Scorpio,
you know that scene in The Devil’s Advocate when Pacino and Keanu
Reeves are on the train? And Pacino tells that thug in Spanish that his
woman is having sex with another man in their apartment at that very moment?
Interview
with a Charred Corpse
The BEAST chats with the seared remains of corpse #0198-04-F-04, victim of a 2004 napalm attack on Fallujah.
Losman
to the rescue... and Yoda too
by
Ronnie Roscoe
Hello again my faithful followers, it is the amazing Roscoe here again to give you the best sports information in the free world. It took nine games, but the Bills finally have some idea who their best quarterback is
Classic
Hammer Rings Untrue For Today's Early Teens
A team of scientists at the
University of Phoenix Online have found over an 18 month study that children
between the ages of 13 and 15 have “little regard” for such Hammer classics
as “You Can’tTouch This” and “2 Legit 2 Quit.”
Kino
Korner
by
Michael Gildea
THIS ISSUE: Derailed, Pride And Prejudice, Jarhead, Chicken Little, and more!
Sheer
Idiocy Scores Victory Over Evolution
by
Josh Righter
Proponents of sheer idiocy -- the theory that people should spend their time thinking up and then discussing improvable...
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