Al
Jazeera Cancelled
Allan
Uthman
It sounds
like a hilarious scene from a mismatched-buddies comedy:
“How ‘bout them Al Jazeera folks? Showing all those dead kids.
I don’t like it!”
“Quite. Alas, nothing can be done.”
“Hell it can’t! Let’s blow ‘em up!”
The
Shit List
by Ian Murphy
14 Things
I Hate Right Now.
Mujahideen
Data Form
A
taste of terrorist bureaucracy as envisioned by AG Gonzales.
Robert
Fisk's Great War for Civilisation
Book
review
by John Freeman
[sic]
The BEAST answers your letters
What a DIfference
Embedding Makes
Stan
Goff
The St. Louis Post Dispatch's Ron Harris does his part to protect his buddies.
Our simian scribe tries internet dating
20
Funniest Things About Kelly Holcomb's Concussion
by N. Sorrenti
16.) When Kelly Holcomb
tries to enter his PIN at the ATM, he will inadvertently enter a twenty-year-old
code from Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, and his money will be transferred
into the account of someone named Soda Popinski.
Interview
with the Gun that Shot JFK
A BEAST interviewer recently sat down with Manny, the Mannlicher-Carcano rifle Lee Harvey Oswald used to assassinate President John F. Kennedy in Dallas on November 22, 1963.
Kino
Korner
by
Michael Gildea
Ice Harvest, Rent, Walk the Line and more
Magical
Realism
Russ Wellen
A 9/11 Survivor
thinks he saw sleight of hand at work in the WTC disaster.
Great
Moments in 'New Europe' History
Poland
squeals about Warsaw Pact attack map--in 2005!
Alexander Zaitchik
Alito
Once Had Abortion, Records Show
Josh Righter
Documents from over twenty years ago reveal that Supreme Court Justice Nominee Samuel Alito (SCJNSA) once had an abortion (OHAA), making Democrats, Republicans, and Whigs all reconsider their views on the man/woman.
Worst
Episode Ever
by
Ronnie Roscoe
The future of this team is rapidly deteriorating. Only one man can be blamed for the miserable state of affairs at One Bills Drive: president and GM, “Teflon” Tom Donahoe.
That
’s My X-Box and I ’ll Gouge Your Fucking Eyes Out to Get it
A BEAST Reader Opinion
Sagittarius,
I was watching Paycheck on cable the other day and it occurred to me:
Ben Affleck has no idea what it’s like to be shot at. Which is a
shame, really, when you think about it.
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