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Idiot Box by Matt Bors


Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch

Bob the Angry Flower by Stephen Notely

 

 

  
Kicking Ass & Splitting Hairs

Torture ain't no thang in Krauthammer's crowd. But why do the Feds want a legal exemption when they've been doing it all this time anyway?
by Allan Uthman
Monsters of Metal

Gulf War vets & Iraqi civilians get a special gift: Radioactive metal in their lungs!
 by Kit Smith
  
BEAST Calling!

A concerned Christmas defender seeks help from James Dobson's Alliance Defense Fund.

 

Wide Right: Bills cleverly throw season for draft picks

Book Review: John Dolan's Pleasant Hell

Enraged by Pearl Harbor Attacks, Bush Invades China

 

Reader Opinion:
I'm not Pro-Life, I'm Anti-Choice

Wanted: Dead
Matt Cale prays for the death of Pat Robertson.

HST & the Clinton Monkey
Thompson saw the President for what we all are.

Ask Santa
St. Nick answers questions both naughty & nice.

Celebrity Holiday Greetings

Area Child Expects Lame Christmas Gifts

Matt Taibbi: Christmas in Hell

Bah Humbug: a Christmas Editorial

That's my X-Box & I'll gouge your fucking eyes out for it

 
Ridiculous Gift Guide

 

The BEAST Page 3 Trampled Wal-Mart Shopper

Santa Killed in Holiday Mix-up

Santa Claus: Just a Myth?

Taibbi's original declaration of War on Christmas
 

50 Most Loathsome Americans 2004
Torture Allstars trading cards
BEAST Calls the 700 Club
White House ethics class transcript
Inside the Psy-ops Studio
  
Match the idiotic quote!
Judy Miller book excerpt
Taibbi's top 10 reasons to vote Republican
Superwhores: DNC's secret identity
Open letter to Jessica Alba

Special Cruise-Baiting Issue
Top Goon: Cruise 'Losin' It' over Loathsome List
Ask Dr. Cruise
  
Why is Tom Cruise Such a Dick?
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