Infographic: How are we waging war on Christmas?

Idiot Box by Matt Bors

Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch

Bob the Angry Flower by Stephen Notely




Torture ain't no thang in Krauthammer's crowd. But why do the Feds want a legal exemption when they've been doing it all this time anyway?
Allan Uthman

Monsters of Metal

Gulf War vets & Iraqi civilians get a special gift: Radioactive metal in their lungs!
by Kit Smith
BEAST Calling!

A concerned Christmas defender seeks help from James Dobson's Alliance Defense Fund.


Wide Right: Bills cleverly throw season for draft picks

Book Review: John Dolan's Pleasant Hell

Reader Opinion:
I'm not Pro-Life, I'm Anti-Choice

Wanted: Dead
Matt Cale prays for the death of Pat Robertson.

HST & the Clinton Monkey
Thompson saw the President for what we all are.

Ask Santa
St. Nick answers questions both naughty & nice.




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