Idiot Box by Matt Bors

Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch

Bob the Angry Flower by Stephen Notely





Our disturbingly popular annual list of the foulest among us, for a particularly objectionable year.

The Year in Ephemera
A look back at '05, in Timeline form.

Gullerstein Predicts!
Iron-clad predictions for the new year.

A pointed debate between two famous Italian stereotypes on Judge Samuel Alito.

B-b-b-bye, Sharon-a
What you won't be hearing
by Paul Jones

What's Going On
You just don't know, do you?
A. Monkey

Mine Shaft
Undermining mine safety.
by Kit Smith




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