Idiot Box by Matt Bors


Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch

Bob the Angry Flower by Stephen Notely

 

 

 

Balance, Bias & Bullshit
"Balanced" news is making you more stupider.
Allan Uthman


Belly of the Beast
An inexplicable adventure with Al Gore.
Ian Murphy
 
Come Frey with Me
Advance excerpt from James Frey's new "memoir."
Chris Riordan
     
Lighting the fuse
Stop waiting for Democrats to fix the country.
Stan Goff
 

Stupor Bowl
Are you ready for some duuuuhhh?
Paul Jones
 

The BEAST Poll: Suprising Results on Eavesdropping, 2nd Term Expectations

Super Stats: Super Bowl Numbers

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50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005
Our disturbingly popular annual list of the foulest among us, for a particularly objectionable year.

Reader Opinion
Why only one foreign Nation Downtown?

Ask an NSA Spook
He's Listening...

Planet of the Apes
The hope of an animal society.
A. Monkey

Mad Science
The science of corruption.
by Kit Smith


 
 

 

 
 

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