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Box by Matt Bors
Fat Whale by Brian McFadden
Bible Fellowship by Nicholas
Bob the Angry Flower
by Stephen Notely
before "Real Time w/ Bill Maher" did a similar joke.)
How I abandoned my principles and took over congress.
John Stossel's Great Invisible Handjob.
in the Machine
Rummy Zeroes in on the Internet.
The Dangers of Playing Cowboy.
Much is True
The Impending Police State & Puppy Rearing.
is for Fake
Payola Punks Flunk Science Reporting.
the Desk of Lucifer
A Compliant Letter from Hell.
BEAST 7-Day News Forecast
Facial Hair Guide
by the Iraqi
Civil War Chess Set
Guide to Quasi-Legal Parking Frustrated?
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BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005
Our disturbingly popular annual list of the foulest among us,
for a particularly objectionable year.
Protecting the World from Parody?
A Faith-Based Initiative.
The "Big 3" convene for a chat with us.
The only comics page for the pure of faith!
A BEAST Coloring Contest!
Don't Kill Me
A message from terrified Associate Editor Chris Riordan.
Punxutawney Phil: Enemy of Allah
Baptisms Lead to Several Drownings
What Google tells us monkeys. A. Monkey
Cheney wasn't "hunting."
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