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Big Fat Whale by Brian McFadden
Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch
Bob the Angry Flower by Stephen Notely

Last Issue - #93



Stranger Danger
How I abandoned my principles and took over congress.
Allan Uthman

Arm or Leg?
John Stossel's Great Invisible Handjob.
Paul Jones
  Spooks in the Machine
Rummy Zeroes in on the Internet.
Mike Whitney

Accidental Discharge
The Dangers of Playing Cowboy.
Stan Goff

This Much is True
A Primer on Puppy Rearing and the American Police State.
Ian Murphy


Our Guide to Quasi-Legal Parking
Frustrated? We're here to help.

From the Desk of Lucifer
A complaint letter from Hell.

50 Most Loathsome People 2005
The only thing anybody reads here.

Bass Probed & Waterfronted
Remember that $57 Million?

Shoddy reporting or tiny pianos?

F is for Fake
Payola Punks Flunk Science Reporting,
Kit Smith


Iraqi Civil War Chess Set

South Dakota Tourism Board


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