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Last Issue - #93

Operation Told You So
No one could have anticipated the Iraq disaster, except the 40% who did
Allan Uthman

Iraq or Iran? Which are these pundits pushing to invade?		NSA's Big Rig? Did the NSA help Bush steal the vote? Bob Fitrakis
TV Highlights Ian Murphy discusses "America's Next Top Model" with his penis.		Gorilla My Dreams The Monkey Does Drag.

Authorities Relieved Church Fires Were Joke
Josh Righter

Get Off Ma Land!
A BEAST Reader Opinion

Best of Buffalo?
Former Staffer Exposes Artvoice Reader "Poll."

Ready, Set, Gentrify!
Elmwood Village Hotel: Good Neighbor?

Erin-Go-Blah
What Adams Could Have Told Higgins.

The BEAST Page 3 Improvised Explosive Cola		The Nobel Nazi? Scientist's Legacy gets Freedom Fried. Kit Smith		Album Cover Reviews A Skin-Depth Look at 3 New Releases. Chris Riordan
[sic] - Letters Thievery, hoser supremacy, drowning retards and bad songcraft.		BEAST-O-Scopes Your cosmic fortune told through harsh insults.		Kino Korner Ultraviolet, Failure to Launch, 16 Blocks, Hills Have Eyes, Block Party.