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Feed the Aliens
Huddled masses threatening our borders.
Allan Uthman
The
Persecution Rests
Local Judge takes aim at fake religion.
Paul Jones
Phillips:
Head-Screw Driver
Fearmongering for fun & profit.
A. Monkey
Litterbox
Lunacy
Do cats make the craziest people?
Kit Smith
March
Mayhem!
Clash of Civilizations bracketology.
Good
News from Iraq!
Brought to you by the DoD.
Friends
Confused by Man's Defense of Kevin Costner
Scott Borchert
Dammit,
Gannett, We Hate You
Hoping Current was just the first domino.
Full
Court Press
New Fed Courthous: A "quality of life
crime."
Kino
Korner
Ultraviolet, Failure to Launch, 16
Blocks, Hills Have Eyes, Block Party.
BEAST-O-Scopes
Your cosmic fortune in insult form.
The
BEAST Page 3 Afghan Christian Convert
[sic]
- Letters
Wal-Mart fans, loathsomeness and celebrity plagiarism.
Operation
Told You So
No one could have anticipated the Iraq disaster,
except the 40% who did
Allan Uthman
Iraq
or Iran?
Which are these pundits pushing to invade?
NSA's
Big Rig?
Did the NSA help Bush steal the vote?
Bob Fitrakis
TV
Highlights
Ian Murphy discusses "America's Next
Top Model" with his penis
Gorilla
My Dreams
The Monkey Does Drag.
The
Nobel Nazi?
Scientist's Legacy gets Freedom Fried.
Kit Smith
Authorities
Relieved Church Fires Were Joke
Josh Righter
Get
Off Ma Land!
A BEAST Reader Opinion
Best
of Buffalo?
Former Staffer Exposes Artvoice Reader "Poll."
Ready,
Set, Gentrify!
Elmwood Village Hotel: Good Neighbor?
Erin-Go-Blah
What Adams Could Have Told Higgins.
Album
Cover Reviews
A Skin-Depth Look at 3 New Releases.
Chris Riordan
Kino
Korner
Ultraviolet, Failure to Launch, 16
Blocks, Hills Have Eyes, Block Party.
BEAST-O-Scopes
Your cosmic fortune told through harsh insults.
The
BEAST Page 3 Improvised Explosive Cola
[sic]
- Letters
Thievery, hoser supremacy, drowning retards and bad songcraft.
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