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with Stupid
Why Tony Snow is the perfect choice for press
secretary.
Allan Uthman
The
BEAST's Greatest Misses
Exposing our bloopers for all to see.
Ian Murphy
Thanks,
Artvoice!
A message of grtitude to Jamie and Mike.
Pyramid
Scheme
Fat-bottomed diet chart serves US RDA of misinformation
Kit Smith
VP
Cheney Takes Time off to Fuck Himself
Clayton Byrd
Raising
Children: What can you do?
Childcare tips for the uninformed.
Josh Righter
Kino
Korner
American Dreamz, The Sentinel, Silent
Hill, The Wild.
BEAST-O-Scopes
Your cosmic fortune...
in insult form.
The
BEAST Page 3 Republican Hood Ornament
[sic]
- Letters
Bong hits, federal charges, superfluous praise.
Achtung
Doobie!
Buffalo Cops fight drugs in canine massacre.
Oh
Lawdi Lawdi!
Bob Wilmers' free market field holler.
High
Office
Giambra makes sense on drugs; electorate
stunned.
Leaking
Integrity
WaPo Gives the Lie to its Readers.
Allan Uthman
Setting
the Table
Preemptive war--a moveable feast.
Ian Murphy
Da
Vinci Reveals All!
New interview with the long-deceased master.
Paul Jones
Happy
BEASTer!
An Easter-themed fun-page...for the kids!
The
Choice of a New Generation
Just for the taste of it - Benzene!
Kit Smith
The
Foreign Flag Threat
Guest columnist Lou Dobbs warns America
Kino
Korner
Ultraviolet, Failure to Launch, 16
Blocks, Hills Have Eyes, Block Party.
BEAST-O-Scopes
Your cosmic fortune in insult form.
The
BEAST Page 3 Interpretive Fission Dance
[sic]
- Letters
Higgins sightings, vague rants, film fantasies.
Punch-Out
Latest on the SubGenius custody case.
News
Abuse
Buffalo News readers must break the cycle.
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