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  ISSUE# 137

Whores on Terror

Future Schlock

Roeder the Maybe Killer

  ISSUE# 136
April 2009

A BEASTer Miracle

One Lump or Two?

John R. Searle interview

  ISSUE# 135
March 2009

Desperate but not Serious

The Idiot Machine

Chemtrails: Duh

  ISSUE# 134
January 2009

50 Most Loathsome Americans 2008

Change you can Smoke?

How to Lose Money Running a Speed Lab pt3

  ISSUE# 133
December 2008

The Great Shame: Bush's legacy is our failure

Race to the Cabinet

A Million Little Pundits

  ISSUE# 132
November 2008

Crock the Vote

Let's Get Social

How to Lose Money Running a Speed Lab

  ISSUE# 131
October 2008

General Election: The Board Game!


Car-pocalypse Now

  ISSUE# 130
September 2008

Impeach or Behead?

Moldy Dick

Abominable G-Men at the DNC

  ISSUE# 129
August 2008


Top 10 Idiocies of the General Election

The Asshole Disease

  ISSUE# 128
July 2008

The Wrath of Con

Big Fuss

Media Manners

  ISSUE# 127
June 2008

The Nader Fader

Exhuming McCarthy


  ISSUE# 126
May 2008

Bait & Switch

Fuck the Troops

Dirty Rock

  ISSUE# 125
April 2008

The Icewoman Cometh!

Last Tangle in Persia

The Wright Stuff

  ISSUE# 124
March 2008

The BEAST Guide to Women's History

Immune to Reality

Hard Ballin' with Chris Matthews

  ISSUE# 123
February 2008

Primary Fever!

Dumb as Dixie

Anbar Province: Vacation with Us!

  ISSUE# 122
January 2008

The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2007

Stop Being an Asshole

The War on the War on

  ISSUE# 121
December 2007

Political Shrinkage:
Clinton the castrator induces pundit panic

God Hates Women: Feminism & Religion don't mix

The Gift of Graft: Corruption will save us

  ISSUE# 120
November 2007

Mind-boggling Political Illusions!

Ghostbusters: Dems cross streams in Turkey

Pastor John Hagee Launched on Iranian Nuclear Facility

  ISSUE# 119
Seotember/October 2007

Larry Craig's guide to restroom hand gestures

Fred Certain: Thompson's idiot appeal


  ISSUE# 118
August 2007

The Avalanche Threat

Mr. BEAST goes to Washington

An Inconvenient Douche

  ISSUE# 117
June/July 2007

Let there be Retards: Special Times at the Creation Museum

Those Lazy Iraqis

Ghosts of HST & Tim Leary

  ISSUE# 116
May/June 2007

The BEAST Guide to Campus Massacres
Inexcusaably offensive!

Battle of the Network Stars

Interview w/ Michael Parenti

  ISSUE# 115
April 2007

President Rubber vs. Speaker Glue

In Defense of Ann Coulter?

The BEAST Last Minute Tax Guide & Civil Disobedience Primer

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February 2007

Schlep Boys
Failing forward in one act

The Britney Budget

Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe
Blogger and journalist Brad Friedman of The Brad Blog on the hijacking of democracy

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January 2007

The 50 Most Loathsome Americans 2006
Our annual ode to awfulness.

Power Surge
Bush blows a fuse!

Chattin' with Chomsky
We e-mailed him & he wrote back!


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