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ARCHIVES
- PAST ISSUES - 2004 |
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ISSUE#
65
December 22, 2005
Santa
Claus Found Dead in Kenmore Snow Bank, Christmas in Hell:
No, Virginia, There is no Santa Claus, Disinformation Age:
America Loves a Good Liar, Ridiculous Gift Guide, Tips on
Buying Thoughtless Gifts, Giambra Admits Drinking Live Sea
Monkeys, Rumsfeld to Press: Dudes - CHILL! |
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ISSUE#
64
December 8, 2005
Unusually
Low Humor Content Disappoints Readers, Bass Pro-testers
Attack Mayor, Happy Bhopal to You: The Disaster is 20 Years
Young! , No Moore Dissent: DLC Targets Populism, Man-Boobs,
Condoleezza Rice is Going to Lick Your Beaver, Bush Appoints
Dog to Cabinet Position
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ISSUE#
63
Nov 24, 2004
Kerry
Encased in Frozen Carbonite! Giambra Terrorizes County!,
Top Ten Hacks of 2004 Election, "Redwoods Evil, Must
Be Destroyed"- Bush Wants Some Wood, MEMRI Problems:
Was Kerry's Election Bid Lost in Translation?, Too Cool
for School: City Honors Censorship, New Hotel on Baltic
Ave: Boon or Burden? |
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ISSUE#
62
Nov 10, 2004
Buffalo
Could Be Canada's Newest Crappy City!, O- Buffalo: Why Move
When we can Secede?, BEAST Exclusive: Interview with God,
Who Voted Bush? A Beast Quiz, The Meaning of Tripe: Countdown
to the Beast's Ten Worst Presidential Election Campaign
Hacks of 2004, The Big Rig: This Election was Worse than
2000 |
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ISSUE#
61
Oct 27, 2004
Super
Scary Election Issue - Voting Guide of Fear, Top 10 Reasons
to be Terrified This Halloween, Onward Christian Assholes:
Some Folks Just Can't Wait for the Apocalypse, A Talk With
Sam Hoyt |
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ISSUE#
60
Oct 13, 2004
Big
Brother Knows Best: Blockbuster Rents Bogus Fahrenheit 9/11
DVDs, Truth is Overrated: Why Does My TV Think Bush Won
the Debate? Political Snickering - M&M/Mars' Campaign
of Terror, |
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ISSUE#
59
Sept 29, 2004
Mayoral
Survivor Contest, Rather: The Awful Truth, Britney Spears
Breaks Wind, What DA Ruling? Keeping Kids on Drugs, Shitty
Hall: Shady Start to Mayor Race |
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ISSUE#
58
Sept 15, 2004
Invisible
Terrorists Threaten Mars Pipeline, Ridge Raises National
Panic Level to "Soiled", Chris Riordan Talks Shit,
Sudan Genocide Must End...Eventually,A Hooker's View of
the RNC |
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ISSUE#
57
Sept 1, 2004
Local
Man Wets Bed & Blames Dog, COBRA Joins Forces with Bin
laden, Barney Frank admits Heterosexual Affair, Resigns,
Special RNC Protest Coverage |
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ISSUE#
56
August 18, 2004
Excessive
Use of the Word "BITCH" p. 1-34, Hurricane Akbar
Attacks New York! Top Gay to Govern? Special RNC Preview,
Cheney Takes Gold in Clean and Jerk |
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ISSUE#
55
Aug 4, 2004
Scary
Kerry! Dems Agog! The DNC Got No Soul, Alt Press
to Beast: Waaaaaaahhh!! |
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ISSUE#
54
July 21, 2004
GOP
SMACKDOWN! Bush K.O.'s Lady Liberty! Convenient Technology
Votes For You! Masiello Hair Crisis, Greens Wave the White
Flag... |
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ISSUE#
53
July 7, 2004
TIGER
BEAST: Stalling in Sudan, Taibbi v. Hitchens v. Moore, Rods
from Gods, Ask a Chronic Pot-Smoker... |
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ISSUE#
52
June 23, 2004
2=Party
System Declares Victory in'04, New Kerry Penny Stirs Controversy,
Cannibal Cows Strike Lockport, Conversation: Pointless? |
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ISSUE#
51
June 9, 2004
REAGAN
ACCEPTS KEY CABINET POSITION IN HELL - Newly Appointed Minister
of Injustice to John Hinckley: "I'll be Waiting!",
Bush Joins Muppets |
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ISSUE#
50
May 26, 2004
THE
BEST! The Beast Sells Out! Why the Environment Doesn't Matter,
Top Ten Reasons to Vote Republican |
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ISSUE#
49
May 12, 2004
Abuse
for Men - A New Stench, Publisher Battles God, Rummy and
Lynndie Hook Up |
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ISSUE#
48
April 28, 2004
Invasion!
Bush Conquers Kleinhans, Mayor Trapped in Pothole, Protesters
Get Snotty |
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ISSUE#
47
April 14, 2004
Holy
Shiite! Bremer Freaks - There isn’t enough sand in
Iraq to cover up Bremer’s incompetence, United States
of Nice |
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ISSUE#
46
March 31, 2004
Antonin
Scalia’s Recusal Refusal, The Christ of Money Counto:
Jesus is Way Funny |
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ISSUE#
45
March 16, 2004
Cast
Your Vote! Where it goes ... Nobody Knows! |
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ISSUE#
44
March 3, 2004
Nader-Bot
Returns! |
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ISSUE#
43
Feb 16, 2004
Pie
In The Sky! |
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ISSUE#
42
Feb 1, 2004
Kerry
Dunks on Dean! |
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ISSUE#
41
Jan 20, 2004
Mars
Rover Discovers Wal-Mart |
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ISSUE#
40
Jan 20, 2004
Most
Vile Americans of 2003 |
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